Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
This seems like an usually deep (giggity) question for a recreational website. But probably reproduction, serving a purpose, and happiness. Also throat fucking.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
O2, CO2, K+,Na-, H20
But at this moment, mostly C2H6O. I need ethanol.
Favorite Books:
See 'Favorite music'.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Answer introspective questions on a sexually charged website instead of looking at beautiful girls.
Favorite Songs:
I'm sure people care what I listen to while I'm studying or driving to class or work. That's always the first thing I check on a cam site. 'Damn that girl is hot. I'll look at her tits later. First I wonder if she shares my love for Jay-Z and Rihanna. Does she also find love in hopeless places?'
Favorite Movies:
The Dark Knight Rises. Both the actual movie and the porno that I'm sure will be coming (cumming) sooner or later just because there is no need to change the TITle.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Save my notes. Just in case I decide to go back and retake med school.
I live life on the edge.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Strip club. Or Aruba. Preferably a strip club in Aruba.
Actually, the bar across the street would be cool too. I just want more C2H6O PO Q5M PRN STAT.
Hobbies:
Basketball, medicine, psychology, reading, watching TV and playing my guitar. I would say sex but I'm pretty sure you know that's true. You figured that out because you're smart. And pretty.
Talents:
Making puns out of anything, preferably sexual ones. Being an asshole, but a charming asshole. Getting really, really drunk without puking or texting any ex girlfriends. Also just getting drunk period.
Perfect Mate:
Warm, funny, and sarcastic. Someone who's inner beauty matches her outer beauty.
Also someone who likes to get her throat fucked at least once a day. That's a necessity. Not budging on that one.
Perfect Date:
Any date can be perfect with the right person. As long as it ends in throat fucking and pizza, not necessarily in that order. Also, sex. Sex is fun.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Dimples, beautiful smile, innocence with a naughty side, and intelligence.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I like to ask people random trivia questions until I annoy the hell out of them and eventually cause them to block my cell phone number when I quiz them about fish urology or big cat predatory behavior.