Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Figuring out what kinda stuff feels good in your butt, if human activities are a indicator..
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My wife, Teri Hitachi
Internet access
A good pillow
Books
Comfortable boots
Favorite Books:
The Heart is a Lonely Hunter by Carson McCullers
The Poisonwood Bible by Barbara Kingsolver
Inferno by Dante Aleghieri
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Post hot political takes on Twitter, video games, seeing live shows {comedy, music} fashion {viewing, procuring}, digital art {video/graphic}, watchin' porn
Favorite Songs:
experimental hip hop, sludge/industrial metal, classic hip hop, folk & folk punk, bluegrass, alt-country, new wave, goth & goth club, Americana/southern metal, Russian witch house and electronic
Favorite Movies:
Harold & Maude, The Big Lebowski
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Probably.. an impulsive 6 month long marriage (my only one, hopefully!)
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
In a spring that's super clear and full of cool nature & animals
Hobbies:
Standup Comedy, Mushroom Hunting, Hiking & Backpacking, Graphic design/digital media, cosplay makeup/fashion, kink/bdsm community
Talents:
Incredibly detailed & methodologically sound Cock Ratings! {See tip me u (^^;))
Deepthroating.. and oral sex generally ()
Ability to banter with even the dullest among us (..)
Perfect Mate:
Well read, polite, similar sense of humor & a passion for lifelong good sex
Perfect Date:
Take me out to the forest, tie me up, face fuck me, finish by fucking me good and hard and ieaving a nice cream pie
Turn Ons/Offs:
on: nice teeth, smarts, crass humor, good conversationalist, a bit of a sense of personal style
off: condescension, bad brushing habits, not appreciating the art of great conversation
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm sometimes funny, fetish-friendly, BDSM/Kink literate and very talkative.
Of course, my famous detailed Cock Ratings!