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Fuck you, pay me
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About Me
Username:
rellimps
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Large
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Brown
Height:
72 inches
Age:
48
City:
Mansfield
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Non Drinker
Drugs:
Never
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Gigolo, I give women pleasure.
Favorite Food:
Pussy... I think??
Pets:
Miss November, 1988
About Me:
My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child... No, that's not right. That's from the movie, The Jerk.
I was rocketed away from my home planet, as an infant, by my parents just before the planet exploded... That's not right either. That was Superman.
Tags:
Super Fatass, Useless, Worthless
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.
Favorite Books:
The Count of Monte Cristo, The Man in the Iron Mask, Marine Sniper: 93 Confirmed Kills. Penthouse Forum.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Naked pillow fights. Hardcore Parkour, That's where my fat ass tries to do parkour shit and I end up fucking myself.
Favorite Songs:
Soundtracks from German porn.
Favorite Movies:
I only watch German porn that has been dubbed into Russian and then into Farsi.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
In your arms with my head resting between your creamy thighs.
Hobbies:
Drawing, Playing Video Games, Watching T.V. Perving on all teh smexy ladies, Masturbating, Sleeping After Masturbating.
Talents:
Ladies... I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue. Fapping.
Perfect Mate:
Someone with a pulse, but that's not necessarily a requirement.
Perfect Date:
Dinner and a movie, then off go for a long romantic walk after some anal. Topped off with some cuddling as we fall asleep in each others arms and in the morning, I awaken my beautiful sleeping princess with a gentle kiss on her clitoris.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons: Intelligence, Good sense of humor, Pretty eyes, Incredible smile, Awesome personality, Big boobs, Cute butt. Belligerence. Being out of my league and unattainable.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm fun (as far as you know I am ...you don't fucking know me!!) Very easy to talk to. And trustworthy. Another reason to get to know me is I am fucking awesome, that's why.
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JennaApples
I am writing on your wall but I would rather be licking your balls!!!
Shokoxxx
I DO WHAT I WANT!
FarrahMoans
Hey Sexy !!!! I enjoyed the ride on your Huffy the other night, You will always be my MAN...... See you later.... -Kisses- Farrah
alexafoxxx_
my fav man, as tradition.. lovveee uu!!!! xoxoxox
BrooklynDDs
Def not me you got 5 stars! 
rellimps
It appears that I have a four out of five stars rating and five people voted. Alright.... Who was being stingy with their vote? Lol.
rellimps
Awww.... you're awesome Vix. <3 you too.
rellimps
Thank you Brooklyn. You will most definitely see me around. 
sultryvixen
your mine lol I <3 you sweet stuff
BrooklynDDs
Thank you so much for all the fun!! I just noticed Im on on your fav models
I rated and admired you too!! 
!! hope to c you around love.
~BrooklynDD's
I rated and admired you too!! !! hope to c you around love.
~BrooklynDD's