Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
the world is burning & i laugh at the blaze. play my life like a video game; i don't mind, i'm driving thru flames & i'm driving thru the desert with a sword on my back, i'm in a what the fuck monster truck, wanna go fast. if nothing matters, then i'll be fine
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
my juul, my cat, matcha lattes, weed, horror movies/nad reality tv
Favorite Books:
anything by wally lamb, gone girl, i'm glad my mom died by jennette mccurdy, the woman in me by britney spears
Favorite Songs:
flowers by miley cyrus, ass shaking rap music, emo music, ashnikko, knocked loose, mgk, olivia rodrigo, CORPSE
Favorite Movies:
horror anything. frankenhooker, antichrist, return of the living dead 3, thirteen, chicago the musical
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
when my best friend & i snuck 2 men into her mom's house when we were about 17 (her guy was 22, mine was 28) for the sunday night sex party. that or the devil's (mmf) threesome i had, which you can buy <3
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
tropical island with a drink in my hand & a vacation bae
Hobbies:
gardening, working out, watching teen mom, reading, writing & sending letters & cards thru the mail, makeup tutorials
Talents:
no gag reflex, im a down ass bitch & i can do a lot of drugs & not die. SO FUCKIN KINKY THAT IM BENT
Perfect Mate:
someone who has lots of tattoos & loves horror, cats, plants & me. someone who will watch bad reality tv with me & take me on shopping sprees at tjmaxx. also someone who like wont run away when i split from bpd.
Perfect Date:
you get me drunk, coked up & pay for my shopping spree <3
Turn Ons/Offs:
ons: big tippers, money, coca!ne
offs: mean people, judgy people, basics & not giving me money
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
i'm sweet & fun, love dressing up, dancing, singing, going out, partying & being in my garden. i have a lot of diverse interests & people IRL seem to think i'm pretty cool.
plus, everyone knows bitches on psych meds have the best pussy