slaphappyy
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Italian Stallion at your service
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About Me
Username:
slaphappyy
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Average
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Green
Height:
68 inches
Age:
37
City:
This one
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Occasional
Drink:
Moderate
Drugs:
Never
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Vocal Music Teacher
School:
Went to SUNY Fredonia, now teach in upstate NY
Favorite Food:
anything Italian, but I'm famous for my sausage ;)
Pets:
not currently, but soon
Automobile:
a dilapidated Jeep Cherokee Sport
About Me:
Message me! I'll tell you everything you wanna know :)
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Meaning of Life:
Live as if today was your last and don't regret past actions but rather learn from them and be confident that your life will be meaningful to at least one other person out there, and that makes all the difference.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1. Music
2. Computer/Internet
3. Family (it's sad how family is number 3 but, whateva)
4. Walmart
5. Masturbation
Favorite Books:
The Average American Male, Napalm and Silly Putty, I AM America and So Can You, This is Your Brain on Music, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I don't have a set routine, I'll do whatever, but I like the movies, playing pranks, playing/singing gigs, cook (I love the kitchen)
Favorite Songs:
anything really, but classic rock, jazz, and sinatra type stuff are my big things
Favorite Movies:
there are sooooo many to name but the highlights are, anything written by Mel Brooks, South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut, any stoner movie except "How High", any movie in which there are crazy amounts of action and tits for no reason than just to have them, and Debby Does Dallas...I'm into the classics
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
had a mutual jerk off session with an old gf in an elevator of a crowded building
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Puerto Rico
Hobbies:
performing music and doing all that I can with music, video games, I'm a Halo Player (message me if you wanna play on xbox live!) I also do guitar hero, I'm a dork but I'm loveable!
Talents:
I'm a good singer, or so I've been told. I do a lot of arranging and composing. Also I have this uncanny ability to mimic the sounds of barnyard animals...shut up, don't judge!
Perfect Mate:
someone who is open minded, doesn't mind a dirty joke now and then and most of all is down to earth and easy to talk to
Perfect Date:
one with you ;)
Turn Ons/Offs:
turn offs- closed mindedness, unwillingness to try something new
turn ons- depends on the situation but they are varied
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
...I'll cook you food? and I'm a good listener and am honest, which is something I think is hard to find in this day and age
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