Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Start salty, end sweet :)
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Air, Food, Water, Shelter, My penis
Favorite Books:
Magazines
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Laugh hysterically while jerking off
Favorite Movies:
Theatrical plays
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Had sex in missionary position twice
Talents:
Instantaneous boners
Perfect Date:
Having sex in zero gravity
Turn Ons/Offs:
Fat girls who smoke cigarettes
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
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