Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
If Hillary Clinton wins in 2016, itll be the first time two presidents have had sex with each other
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
nutrients
shelter
wakeboard
lax stick
dog
Favorite Books:
Random books not yet written
What I Like To Do For Fun:
There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
Favorite Songs:
Favorite Movies:
movies not yet created
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Got drunk at the airport and tried to convince TSA I was Indiana Jones
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
sailing in the mediterainian
Hobbies:
Ironing my jeans
hunting humans
painting birdhouses
playing tractor chicken
Talents:
walking and talking(at the same time)/
racing against horses or other four legged beasts/
not being able to turn left/
fighting polar bears
Perfect Mate:
hit me up katie cassidy
Perfect Date:
Pants parties with a bottle of sunny delight
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn-ons= Smile, Pretty Eyes, Awesome Personality, funny, honest,
Turnoffs= Lack of Trust, involved with someone else
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I have a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they make Sinatra look like a hobo.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do. I pull out chairs, buy her drinks and even go down first. However, when it comes to mario kart, I draw the line. I'm sorry i don't just let people beat me in mario kart.