timcol
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Seldom sober online
Last Login:
3 years ago
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About Me
Username:
timcol
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Average
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Blue
Weight:
180 pounds
Height:
73 inches
Age:
120
City:
Park City
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Heavy
Drugs:
Occasionally
Marital Status:
Divorced
Occupation/Major:
A has-been musician; now a corporate bore
School:
Too much to mention, but I have a master's
Favorite Food:
The edible kind
Pets:
Damned cat named Mierda
Automobile:
A nice one
About Me:
Mom says I'm special. I know she's lying. I speak fluent Spanish, so that should come in handy if we ever get stuck in Tijuana.
Tags:
Old
Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
There is none
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Air, water, food, shelter, scotch
Favorite Books:
Anything Vonnegut, Dostoevsky, Shakespeare
What I Like To Do For Fun:
People have fun?
Favorite Songs:
Mostly anything by Mozart, Beatles, Steely Dan
Favorite Movies:
Citizen Kane, The Gold Rush, Taboo II
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Dared to be born
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Here, but extremely stoned
Hobbies:
Wasting time, studying nude women
Talents:
Used to be music; now it's licking the mirror and laughing
Perfect Mate:
Doesn't exist
Perfect Date:
Not possible
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn on: life;
Turn off: death;
Duh!
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I wouldn't venture into that arena