xray1955
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Profile Headline:
You want me to put it Where??!!
Last Login:
2 years ago
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About Me
Username:
xray1955
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Athletic
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Brown
Weight:
200 pounds
Height:
76 inches
Age:
112
City:
Whoville
Country:
Aaland Islands
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Drink:
Non Drinker
Drugs:
Never
Marital Status:
Married
Occupation/Major:
Plunderer, Pillager & Conqueror of weaker minds
School:
Yale (is there another one?)
Favorite Food:
P*ssy (seems appropriate here)
Pets:
I keep him restrained
Automobile:
Mercedes S500 (is there another one?)
About Me:
"Me" a singular possessive pronoun. Used in early cuneiform writings, "me: took on a life of its own when wise King Hammurabi was the first to create a system of "written" laws. Scribes quickly discovered that the content of the written law always was subservient to the King 2who made it. Many of the laws form the early Hannurabic cod remain in effect until this day. Only the name has changed, but otherwise that ancient and hallowed 1st code of written laws remains in place. As stated, Originally named after the King who sanctioned them, today it is simple listed under the heading "Internet "law," such as the archaic laws governing this pornographic website. (is there another one)
Tags:
effervescent, Resolute, Assuage, Thaumaturgic, Irascible, non sequitor, insatiable, rapacious, infinitesimal, epiphany, Providential, Niggardly, buy dictionary for no 12 above, GigiNoir Is there another one, Antepenultimate, Penultimate, Omega
Photo Galleries
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Recent Photo
THE Gallery (not that one! The other one)
THE Gallery (Is there another one?)
Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Only I possess true knowledge of the meaning of life. I could tell you. But not without repetitive and perpetual sexual gratification. When completed, I may even let another human join me.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Five things I can't live without
Four things I can't live without
Three things I can't live without
Two.....Fuck it. You know the rest
Favorite Books:
Where the Wild Things Are, by Maurice Sendak (an 8 year old's introduction to BDSM)
What I Like To Do For Fun:
What is fun? What should I do? I may not know the answer to that question, but as long as I have GIGNoir by my side I know I can do anything.
Favorite Songs:
Debbie Boone "You light up my life"
(Is there another one?)
Favorite Movies:
Anything starring GigiNoir.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
One time I went on this website, made a profile, and filled out this section titled "Craziest Thing I've Ever Done!" Effin' awesome!! What a day! #makinmemories
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I would be anywhere but here right now. Why you ask? Just remember, Wherever you go
There you are!
User may insert Bonus profile comment here: Well ok then. Where was Moses when the lights went out?
IN THE DARK OF COURSE, Dad Jokes vol. 37, Imadick publishing, 1981 all rights reserved
Hobbies:
MyFreeCams FCC Monitoring
Simultaneous digital manipulation
Talents:
Well, since you asked.............Too numerous to list but know for:
Words: I rite purty those people done told me. I are a good writist.
Perfect Mate:
Yes. Yes I truly am. The AI on this site is cutting edge don't you think?
Perfect Date:
Again. Yes. Yes I truly am. AI. Double wow!
Turn Ons/Offs:
Get away from that light switch you bastard!!!
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Because you would then have the great pleasure and multitude of personal benefits awaiting any person brave enough to get to know me.
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xray1955
I humbly await your ministrations.