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Profile Headline: April Hesse: the inimitable, grand supreme dimepiece a-la-mode.
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Username: AprilHesse
CamScore: 1993
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Hazel
Weight: 110 pounds
Height: 64 inches
Age: 102
City: Bermuda Triangle
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Moderate
Drink: Non Drinker
Occupation/Major: Nude Vaudevillian / Life
School: Is taking forever to finish.
Favorite Food: Pizza! Candy! Fruit! Cereal!
Pets: I just pet everyone else's dogs.
Automobile: I ride an awesome bicycle, thank you very much.
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Cool? Cool. Now lets party.


p.s.
DO NOT ASK ME TO SKYPE.

Tags: weird, funny, slapstick, big booty, glasses, bohemian, gypsy, WWE, metal, odd, long hair, tease, student, nerd, vaudeville, WWE
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life: All we are is dust in the wind, dude.
Five Things I Can't Live Without: Unpainted toenails, my rock/gem collection, the moon, candy, my girlfranz
Favorite Books: Notes of a Dirty Old Man, The Bell Jar, Civil Disobedience, Franny & Zooey, The Sirens of Titan, Party Monster, 1984.
What I Like To Do For Fun: Rock hunt, play video games, go on nature adventures, watch wrestling, read, get crafty, stargaze.
Favorite Songs: Converge, The Misfits, Queen, Crystal Castles, Death From Above 1979, The Blood Brothers, Boys Noize. TV theme songs are fun, too. Lots of random good stuff!
Favorite Movies: American Hustle, My Neighbor Totoro, What About Bob?, Buffalo 66, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Groundhog Day, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Blue Velvet, No Country For Old Men, Raising Arizona, SO MANY MOVIES!
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: 90+ gigabytes of The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross.
Hobbies: Making miniature stuff out of wood, baking, sewing, reading, crossword & jigsaw puzzles, knitting, and writing.
Talents: I'm really good at teaching myself how to do things. There's nothing that I haven't been able to conquer yet!
Perfect Mate: Funny, smart, understanding, kind, and capable of having interesting conversations.
Perfect Date: Watching WWE by myself.
Turn Ons/Offs: YES: Cute smile, sense of humor, intelligence. NO: rudeness, poor spelling, gallons of cologne.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: carlovonsexro: 'hotter than Georgia asphalt!!!'
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MY LOVE
hope all is well,starting to wonder if your ever ganna be back.
great show tonight! your fun to hang with.thanks
wwwwwwooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooo!!!!!!!
UPSIDE DOWN FOREVER!!!!!
Your english is very good for a romanian girl in the USA......
Happy Valentines day!
Yea!!!
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