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Profile Headline: April Hesse: the inimitable, grand supreme dimepiece a-la-mode.
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About Me
Username: AprilHesse
CamScore: 1938
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Hazel
Weight: 110 pounds
Height: 64 inches
Age: 106
City: Bermuda Triangle
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Moderate
Drink: Non Drinker
Occupation/Major: Nude Vaudevillian / Life
School: Is taking forever to finish.
Favorite Food: Pizza! Candy! Fruit! Cereal!
Pets: I just pet everyone else's dogs.
Automobile: I ride an awesome bicycle, thank you very much.
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Tags: weird, funny, slapstick, big booty, glasses, bohemian, gypsy, WWE, metal, odd, long hair, tease, student, nerd, vaudeville
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My Schedule
Sunday I'm Sometimes online from 1:00 am until 8:00 pm
Monday (drop in to find out!)
Tuesday (drop in to find out!)
Wednesday I'm Sometimes online from 2:00 pm until 12:30 am
Thursday I'm Sometimes online from 1:00 am until 8:00 pm
Friday I'm Sometimes online from 10:00 pm until 12:30 am
Saturday I'm Sometimes online from 1:00 am until 12:30 am
Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life: All we are is dust in the wind, dude.
Five Things I Can't Live Without: Unpainted toenails, my rock/gem collection, the moon, candy, my girlfranz
Favorite Books: Notes of a Dirty Old Man, The Bell Jar, Civil Disobedience, Franny & Zooey, The Sirens of Titan, Party Monster, 1984.
What I Like To Do For Fun: Rock hunt, play video games, go on nature adventures, watch wrestling, read, get crafty, stargaze.
Favorite Songs: Converge, The Misfits, Queen, Crystal Castles, Death From Above 1979, The Blood Brothers, Boys Noize. TV theme songs are fun, too. Lots of random good stuff!
Favorite Movies: American Hustle, My Neighbor Totoro, What About Bob?, Buffalo 66, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Groundhog Day, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Blue Velvet, No Country For Old Men, Raising Arizona, SO MANY MOVIES!
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: 90+ gigabytes of The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross.
Hobbies: Making miniature stuff out of wood, baking, sewing, reading, crossword & jigsaw puzzles, knitting, and writing.
Talents: I'm really good at teaching myself how to do things. There's nothing that I haven't been able to conquer yet!
Perfect Mate: Funny, smart, understanding, kind, and capable of having interesting conversations.
Perfect Date: Watching WWE by myself.
Turn Ons/Offs: YES: Cute smile, sense of humor, intelligence. NO: rudeness, poor spelling, gallons of cologne.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: carlovonsexro: 'hotter than Georgia asphalt!!!'
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Here's the thing about this chick. She's awesome. I was in love with her in like 2012 and then she was gone, then she came back in 2017 and I was immediately in love with her again. She didn't age in 5 years. I think she's a WWE loving wizard of some sort with an accent that I have no idea where the fuck its from. I dig it though, kinda like I dig everything else about her.
just thought about you today. i hope things are going well. you're a great person. keep on truckin'.
hope all is well,starting to wonder if your ever ganna be back.
great show tonight! your fun to hang with.thanks
Hello Ms. Hesse. I hope you are having an awesome day.
Your english is very good for a romanian girl in the USA......
Happy Valentines day!
Philosoraptor wuz hurr and might be first

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