Meaning of Life:
If I had the meaning of life figured out, I would have people lined up at my feet begging for a holy blessing, right? Do you know the meaning of life?
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
my animal friends,
nature,
dancing,
dreams,
creative sh!t to do
Favorite Books:
Survival books, fiction with good/happy endings(especially when the main character is a girl who changes her life), How-To books, and identification/field guides for plants, trees and bugs
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I trespass on other people's properties, take pictures of their land, creep around their houses and look in their windows.
Favorite Songs:
Something that makes me want to dance, or rock out. Classic rock, disco, pop, decade muzak, and tunes from pornos :)
i listen to Cassette tapes in my truck!
Favorite Movies:
COmiDies! I don't wanna cry, I wanna LAuGh!
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Walk up close to poisonous Copperhead snakes to take photos of them. Watch a hurricane come in on the beach. Live in my cabin in the woods alone, on a north facing ridge at the top of a cold snowed in mountain.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I would be standing in the mist of Niagra falls listening to the water pour down. Alternately, sunshine beaming down on me at the edge of a smaller more manageable waterfall. :)
Hobbies:
art, crafting, crocheting, building sustainable projects, playing with my animals, singing to my donkey & chickens, cooking, splitting logs for firewood, walking in the forest. Worshiping the sun. Planting seeds.
Talents:
dancing alone in my yurt, playing piano,training one of my cats to hike with me, and solving mysteries.
Taking nothing and turning it into something good. Overcoming ridiculous obstacles. Getting your corny jokes. :)
Perfect Mate:
Outdoors, nature loving, beast master (good with animals) type would be sweet! Be my laughter medicine, be my lover, be my best friend.
Kindness is #1 :) send in your applications!
Perfect Date:
My perfect date would not ask me out to eat, he would ask me to come with him to see something beautiful and amazing that I have never seen before... a great spot in the woods, a big waterfall, a huge tree, stars in the sky through a telescope, a swim in a creek.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons::
Work Boots. Nerdy glasses. Big smiles. Dirty words. Dirty jeans. Smart talk. Laughing. Thunder storms. Running away.
The smell of the forest, a soft blanket, new panties.
Turn Offs::
racist talk, animal abuse, and people who are mean to the homeless or mentally ill.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I make everyone feel OK to be themselves. (except people on here asking me to have sex with my animals! Fuck that!)