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About Me
Username: JalynsDawggy
Gender: Male
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Hazel
Weight: 450 pounds
Height: 48 inches
Age: 55
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Straight
Smoke: Non Smoker
Drink: Light
Drugs: Never
Favorite Food: Lizards
Pets: Rascal
Automobile: yup
About Me: I was born in a log cabin, the son of poor sharecroppers. I had to walk 5 miles to school and back, barefoot, in the snow, uphill both ways. When I was 15 I lost my cherry to bertha mae. ( I didn't know cousins were off limits then)My life goal growing up was too someday work in a carnival and be the guy who says '3 darts for a dollar!' Haven't made it yet :(
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life: Tequila
Five Things I Can't Live Without: Family, Friends, Books, Music and Nature (ya had to expect at least one serious answer)
Favorite Books: How to cook your own liver
What I Like To Do For Fun: Spread honey on my testicles and then run through a bee farm nekkid
Favorite Songs:

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Favorite Movies: short ones
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: I once got naked and walked around the house singing Barry Manilow tunes
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: The outer rings of Saturn
Hobbies: Being a burden on society
Talents: I can fart the names of every president, but you have to listen closely on Rutherford B. Hayes.
Perfect Mate: 2 tits, a hole and a heartbeat
Perfect Date: She picks me and takes me out to dinner, for which she pays, then to a hockey game, on the way home she gives me a blowjob then buys me a six pack of beer before dropping me off.
Turn Ons/Offs: light switches, water faucets, flashlights, televisions etc.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: I love making you laugh, and I'm loyal to a fault
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thank you so much for all your support! xo
Miss seeing u
miss you!
grope squeeze and kiss xo
hugs and gropes back and kisses on both your heads and a sammich too lol much love tom xo
all my love for all that offline love T xo
you are wonderful. i cant thank you enough... and im still eating my skittle for the record lol xoxox
your texts make me smile... and laugh... lol.. hard sometimes really hard.. but nevertheless wanted to say thanks for that xo
ty for making me feel better xo
thank you for the wonderful gifts and offline love hope your arm is better. id rub it if i was there xoxooxox
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Hey you, Happy Vagina Day. Hope you do something extra fun on this special day. You deserve it! xoxoox
I love ya T thanks for all your support throughout January. <3 muffinbutt xo
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! hope you did something fun and that you had a great time. i'll be seeing you... hehe
Merry Christmas!!! Hope you got to do something fun and had a great time. xoxo love and gropes!!!
what would i do without your pep talks??? xo
You can have my cherry anytime

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