Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Family, Friends, Books, Music and Nature
(ya had to expect at least one serious answer)
How to cook your own liver
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Spread honey on my testicles and then run through a bee farm nekkid
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I once got naked and walked around the house singing Barry Manilow tunes
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
The outer rings of Saturn
Being a burden on society
I can fart the names of every president, but you have to listen closely on Rutherford B. Hayes.
2 tits, a hole and a heartbeat
She picks me and takes me out to dinner, for which she pays, then to a hockey game, on the way home she gives me a blowjob then buys me a six pack of beer before dropping me off.
light switches, water faucets, flashlights, televisions etc.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I love making you laugh, and I'm loyal to a fault