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Username: JaneZEF
Gender: Female
Body Type: Average
Ethnicity: Various
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Weight: 135 pounds
Height: 65 inches
Age: 97
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Herb
Drink: Occasional
Marital Status: Single
School: BA in Writing
Favorite Food: bibimbap, japanese, vegetarian chili, donuts
Pets: none! sadly
Automobile: none! *ALL SCHEDULE TIMES ARE BASED ON PACIFIC STANDARD TIME! I am on the West Coast of the US.
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Meaning of Life: existence is far from passive... it is a spontaneous act of creativity from one moment to the next... and it's beautiful. You are responsible. I am responsible.
Five Things I Can't Live Without: sex, internet, eat, sleep, repeat
Favorite Books: I've recently starting reading a bunch of nonfiction books about Ancient Egypt and the Hermetica. I don't like ... any... novels.. at all probably. WAIT! I loved "White Fang" when I was a kid. I wanted to move to Alaska.
What I Like To Do For Fun: cry whilst playing piano
Favorite Songs: I like Arvo Part and Aphex Twin and Smoov E and everything that's the best. In my cam room, I usually play blues, classic rock... and anything relaxing or sexy. On piano, I like to play stuff I've written myself. As well as Phillip Glass and Ludovico Einaudi and stuff like that.
Favorite Movies: Me & You & Everyone we know, irreversible, Leon the professional, ... I like movies that feel genuine. I also like sexual tension and perversion.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: start camming!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: a comfy love nest on the upper layer of the trees of the rainforest... what's it called? the CANOPY. Yeah... a treehouse up in the canopy where mosquitoes conveniently can't exist.
Hobbies: pacing back and forth muttering things to myself
Talents: loving, deep throating, cooking, playing piano, drawing, giggling
Perfect Mate: someone who hopefully shares my deep desire for fancy mustard. and NOT YELLOW!
Perfect Date: i love live music (any genre as long as they get down) ... and EATING DECADENT FOODZ. and quiet time to converse and get up to no good! ;)
Turn Ons/Offs: turn on's - being held at the nape of my neck with a cock shoved down my throat til I drool all over myself. Also witty jokes. turn off's - negativity! and fuckery! and WHINY ENTITLED DOOFS
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: I try to be funny and people seem to think my giggling is enough to make up for everything I'm lacking.
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I really like this girl! She is different in a really great way

When you are feeling down thinking of Jane's smile brightens your day and makes you feel better. When things are seeming ugly thinking of Jane's music brings beauty to your day and adds color to the gray. Just be careful, if you think about Jane's music too intensely your eyes will start to orgasm all over your face because of the beauty. Then people will ask you "what's wrong?" and when you tell them why if they know Jane's music their eyes might start orgasming all over their faces too. If you are not careful you'll soon be surrounded by people with orgasming eyes and people who don't know Jane's music will start to freak out and soon your whole town is in chaos. The beauty of Jane's music is that powerful.
2 Stanzas from perhaps the longest craziest Dylan lyrics, Stuck inside Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again
When Ruthie says come see her In her honky-tonk lagoon Where I can watch her waltz for free 'Neath her Panamanian moon And I say, "Aw come on now You know you know about my debutante" And she says, "Your debutante just knows what you need But I know what you want" Oh, Mama, can this really be the end To be stuck inside of Mobile With the Memphis blues again.
Now the bricks lay on Grand Street Where the neon madmen climb They all fall there so perfectly It all seems so well timed And here I sit so patiently Waiting to find out what price You have to pay to get out of Going through all these things twice Oh, Mama, is this really the end To be stuck inside of Mobile With the Memphis blues again.
Beautiful. Perfect. You all make me very happy! <3
When I was seven, my family drove to the Grand Canyon. At one point, my favorite blanket flew out the window and was gone. I was devastated. Soon after, we stopped at a service station. Moping, I found a bench and was about to eat my sandwich when a biker gang led by Jane pulled into the station. Is that your blue Ford? she asked. My Mom nodded yes. Then Jane pulled my blanket from her jacket pocket and handed it to my mom. She then returned to her motorcycle. I repaid her the only way I knew how: I ran up to her and gave her my sandwich.
Jane set me on fire as a baby once... but in her defense, it was winter, and there was no heat. Were it not for Jane's quick thinking, I, along with the rest of my family - my dad Bob, my dear mother Martha, My brothers "Tiny" Tim and Peter, my sister Belinda, my other brother (unnamed... possibly Matthew... or he could have been a girl named Miranda), and my other sister (also unnamed... possibly Lucy or Gillian) would have almost certainly perished in the cold. Bless you Jane, I'll never forget what you've done to... I mean for me... and my family. I recall it each holiday season... and every evening, as I apply the aloe lotion. Thank you Jane. Godspeed.
Jane is like a big field of wild flowers you just wanna sit and admire and then roll around in her until you sneeze or end up covered in ants or something but its totally worth it even if you're now kinda yellow because of all the pollen.
Jane saved me as a baby from a fire once.
Please shave those pits not lady like
your pussy look so good
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Fair Jane, please join us while we search for an abandoned cannabis crop.
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