Beezwax, Not Yours, Inc.
The blood of my enemies
I'm just gonna ramble now
I am ridiculous and awkward. Pay attention to the room topic, tip at your own risk. I won't show you my feet, I won't flash vag, bb. No means no in all circumstances.
My name is whatever you like. For me to know and for you to make up.
I'll ban you if you annoy me enough, albeit, it takes a lot. I'm cool to a fault.
I'm virtual only, MFC only. I don't Skype, I won't call you, you will not get my phone number.
I don't make videos, I don't sell clothing, I will not meet you.
You're not entitled to my personal information/life under any circumstance.
In the big scary real world, I date. I send selfies and I give lovely little cuddles and I say I Love You and I cry ugly little snotty cries on chests. If this bothers you terribly, you're in the wrong place. Try a dating site.
I've been on this site for like, 5 years or some crap. I have a close circle of jerks (not to be confused with a circle jerk, but may as well be tbh) of whom I adore, so needless to say, shit gets weird. Join us. It's mayhem. one of us... one of us...
Fuck with me (aka tip me because I have boobies)
3: perv tax (tbh I'll probably just grin like an idiot)
7: clip/add a clothespin on me, anywhere (this is gonna be so stupid :D)
10: pinwheel (boobs not included unless they're already out)
13: 2 one-handed pushups (limited time oddity for a member)
20/21: Shut me up! / Let me talk! (this could get disastrous)
22: red lipstick
23: request a song
31: air blast
35: deep throat example (I ain't too bad, but come on)
50: flash boobies
77: roll the D30 for spanks
80: 15 pushups (top stays on)
99: lotion up
100: 3 minutes of clamps OR gag
111: throw my face at the mercy of squirtycock
123: try to cum, agony style for 4 minutes (if you want to deny me the cum, say in tip note)
150: try to cum, in view for 4 minutes (if you want to deny me the cum, say in tip note)
256: let me cum with toys, no time limit!
20: turn it up
10: turn it down
88: add clamps
44: remove clamps
99: add gag
55: remove gag
13: use pinwheel
21: be ridiculous by spraying canned air (don't ask.)
77: 15 spanks
100: reset everything
500: cum now (nobody can turn it down, or up. no stop, no adding accessories, no spanks. just cum.)