Meaning of Life:
Wait, is this a trick question? Shouldn't this be asked after i die? Come on, only a dead guy would know the answer to that question.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Lets see..air,water,food..Wait,what kind of a question is this? What do you mean 5 things? All i need is three, the other two won't end my life.
Books? Who reads books..smart people read books..I'm a moron,can't you tell? lol
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Besides creepily stare at these models? when i absolutely have nothing better to do, i run around in a circle until i get dizzy enough to puke all over the place...you should try it it's really fun.:)
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Joined this site. I shaved my eyebrows off one time..It Scared the kids which then got me arrested and caused all kinds of confusion..probably won't do that again. Had sex on a public bench during the day...in front of a college..Sex on a bench in front of the zoo, sex on the beach, but nowadays who hasn't had sex on the beach...and by the way,isn't that a drink?
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
On a beach in the Virgin Islands or the Bahamas preferably with someone im crazy about:)Or in hell because its so fucking cold in NYC right now i could use a little fire and brimstone to warm my ass up
Lets see stalk & stare at MFC models..oh wait,that's not a hobby...is it? Thats more like a felony a very creepy felony...O_o Ok i like to finger paint...please don't tell anybody as they will point and laugh at me then tell me to go home and clean my vagina.
I don't know if this would be considered a talent but ive been told by more than a few women that im good at eating pussy...hmmm, maybe they say that so i can stop..'OMG! PLEASE STOP ITS TOO GOOD' LOL I can also play the piano a little..buts thats not talent thats just killing time or really annoying my neighbor. Hey i can juggle too..You know this question should really be whats your useless talent?
Well,someone who isn't my left hand, needs batteries and isn't inflatable..oh and isn't my cousin..i kid..i kid..We don't don't get down like that here in NYC...we keep it close to home and date the sibling instead...lol
She pays..lol I don't like to plan dates i just like to let things happen. Or I just ask her where she'd like to go and then refuse to take her there.hehe But a first date should always be a dinner date so we can talk and get to know each other.
Bad hygiene,bad manners,don't like smoking either..but if i really like her ill put up with it..at least until i get her to quit. Conceit...major turn off,Dishonesty...no need to lie ladies i lie enough for the both of us so i got you covered..lol
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I im that guy who can cheer you up when your having a bad day or die trying,whichever you prefer....well i hope you don't prefer the latter.