Meaning of Life:

When u look at yourself in the mirror and u smile at who you have become
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Periods...SOOOOO horny when i menstruate
Sushi...good sushi makes me wet
Family...in life, is anything more important?
Hard dicks...yep, can't forget that LARGE thingy
Tits...since i had mine done, I want to never be without
Favorite Books:
How to Shit in the Woods
People Who Don't Know They're Dead
How to Avoid Huge Ships
What I Like To Do For Fun:
going to the beach topless
Favorite Songs:
Takin' Back My Love
Fuck You Please Don't Leave Me
This Is The Life
Favorite Movies:
Last Tango in Paris
Caligula
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
Risky Business
The Matrix
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
...still waiting on someone crazy enough to show me the way
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Hobbies:
Painting
Shopping
Sucking Lollypops
Licking hard boiled eggs
Talents:
All pickle related activities
I don't need batteries for my toys ;)
Perfect Mate:
Sensitive, Caring and preferably mature.
HE MUST BE A GREAT LICKER !
Perfect Date:
Take me out to dance
Don't allow me to drink too much
Be respectful and....
Allow me to make the first move
....MUAH !!!
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: making me laugh , being arrogant
Turn offs: little cocks and hairy balls - I hate to floss !!!!
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:

I am creative
But now!!!
It's up to you to figure out how to make me cum