Cool and easy going guy that is terrified of clowns and puppets.
I'm actually extremely sarcastic, but rarely show it on MFC, since without facial expressions and tone of voice I'm gonna come across as an extremely rude asshole. When it is in fact just my sense of humour. In my defence most of my sarcasm and derogatory comments are about myself.
I also like offensive jokes, if it's not socially acceptable to joke about something, then that's what I'll joke about.
And I have 85 pairs of shoes.
Drive on race tracks, car shows, concerts, party, make offensive jokes, have sex.
Rock, Indie Rock, Pop, R&B, Slightly Gay Hits From The 80s, Michael Jackson, anything basically as long as it's not country western.
Heat, Miami Vice, Public Enemies, Collateral, Snatch, Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, Inception, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Dirty Dancing, Hangover, Avatar, Borat, Grandmas Boy,Wall-E, Hot Tub Time Machine etc.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Walked 3 city blocks with my penis hanging out of my pants in Hamburgs redlight district to win a bet.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Somewhere warm and sunny with someone that fits my description of a perfect mate.
Cars, Video Games, Partying, Being Social, Relaxing, Travel, Collect Shoes, etc.
I can pop my right thumb in and out of it's socket.
Someone cool and gorgeous.
I'll let the lady decide, as long as I'm with the right person it doesn't really matter what we're doing.
A lot / Not much.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Because eventually you might discover that I am in fact awesome. And I've been told I don't look too repulsive.