Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Life teachers! Like the first time my mom found my butt plug collection or the first time I caught my mom using one of my butt plugs. Lessons learned: How to share, how to forgive, and how to sterilize your stuff after someone finds your secret compartment in the floor under your dresser. Life disappoints! I have a problem with nose hair, insincere offers of butt sex, and I dont like to wipe. Disappointment is a fact of life! Get use to it! I am a loser and now I understand that I have no hope of ever changing my position at the bottom of the food chain.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1) Painful rectal itch medication, 2) gerbil food, 3) Pedro's dick, 4) crotch deodorant, 5) tadpoles
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Change my username to E_n_i_g_m_a66 and hope nobody notices that I am still the same old smegma loving asshole!
Compliment overweight women for not being bulimic
Favorite Songs:
We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause if your friends don't dance or shit their pants, well they're no friends of mine! We can dance, we can dance, everybody shit in your pants!
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Kiss Donald Trump's scrotum during the presidential campaign of 2020. His scag bag was really salty and tasted like rancid ear wax mixed with meth addict urine. I feel sorry for his wife
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Hiding in the dirty clothes hamper in the upstairs bathroom at my parent's house, secretly watching my sister take a bath.
Hobbies:
I collect used butt plugs from the most beautiful women on MFC.
Talents:
Hello. I am the dickhead known as Bugsbunny_66, aka / E_n_i_g_m_a66 , E_n_i_g_g_a66, Bugsbunny__66, and Ninjaribanban. I am the Harbinger of Boredom and I'm here to welcome you to MFC! i propose a toast to your good health, prosperity, and gorgeous ass! Cheers!
Turn Ons/Offs:
Women with a lot of nose hair. Being harassed and bullied by elementary school kids. There are 7 billion people on earth, 49% are men. That means I have a bigger penis than 51% of living humans
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
No matter how big an asshole you are, once you get to know me, Bugsbunny_66, you will feel much better about yourself