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Profile Headline: I have no time for bullshit

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Username: CraigBob

Gender: Male

Body Type: Little in the middle

Ethnicity: Caucasian

Hair: Always Different

Eyes: Variable

Weight: 215 pounds

Height: 71 inches

Age: 64

City: A great place on a great lake

Country: United States

Sexual Preference: Straight

Smoke: Non Smoker

Drink: Occasional

Drugs: Never

Occupation/Major: If you knew, I'd have to kill you.

School: been there, done that

Favorite Food: Chinese

Pets: dog, 2 cats

Automobile: I have one

About Me: Spare me the bullshit. You might be supporting your 27 brothers and sisters all of whom are between the ages of 1 and 6 even though your mother has been dead since you were 3 years old, you might need an organ transplant, your boss might be coming to take your computer, you might be an orphan who has never been loved, but guess what? I don't believe you, so don't even bother. Even if it is true, I will never know because the moment you start that bullshit I will put you on ignore, so why not save us both the trouble and just don't even try?

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Meaning of Life: Love is the meaning of life. Nothing else matters.

Five Things I Can't Live Without: love, music, good books, stimulating conversation, and sex - not necessarily in that order

Favorite Books: ones without any pictures, cartoons, heaving bosoms or throbbing manhoods but with a lot of big words - and by the way, a graphic novel isn't a novel, it's a comic book

What I Like To Do For Fun: involves female bisexual midgets, and I'd really rather not discuss it

Favorite Songs: Dave Matthews Band, .38 Special, Bob James, Al Jarreau, Earl Klugh, Sarah Brightman, Bruce Springsteen, John Mellencamp, Classical Organ (Tocatta and Fugue), Neil Diamond, Rascal Flatts, Sugarland, plus whatever I have to listen to so that I can get laid, except rap - because there isn't any sex that's worth having to deal with rap music.

Favorite Movies: i kind of like movies that piss other people off - i want to see what they are all upset about

Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: i told you i did not want to talk about the midgets...

If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: i would be right where i am - i believe you have to play the hand you are dealt, so wherever i am is ok with me

Hobbies: anything not involving surgical tubing, lubricant, and small rodents

Talents: Ask me

Perfect Mate: Perfection seems like a rather unrealistic goal, but if I had to answer, I would say - ME!

Perfect Date: one that I am a part of, preferably

Turn Ons/Offs: Turn ons - beauty AND a brain. Someone very wise once said that no matter how attractive a person is, sooner or later you have to talk with them AND no matter how interesting a person is, sooner or later you have to look at them. That makes a lot of sense to me. In fact, give me a woman with nice eyes, nice lips, and a nice mind, and I am like putty in her hands. Turn offs: (1) i do not suffer fools lightly. if you can't tie your own shoes, you are a turn-off. (2)And another thing, if you are a head case, a nut, have some hidden agenda, are overly needy, possessive, or have some need to follow people around and try to control them, I will be happy to introduce you to all my enemies so you can follow THEM around and stop bothering me. (3) AND YET ANOTHER THING, I am aware that your mother is sick, your grandmother needs her leg amputated, you have brothers and sisters to raise who are less than ten years old even though your mother died when you were born, and all of that other nonsense. Despite all those tragedies, I do not send cash. (4) SO, if you suffer from the delusion that the fact that I am kind to most everyone I meet means that I am an easy mark, you can disabuse yourself of that opinion post haste.

Best Reason to Get to Know Me: get to know me and decide for yourself

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