About Me
Username:
CrimsonKraken
Gender:
Male
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Marital Status:
Single
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About CrimsonKraken
Hello and thanks for visiting my profile! My name is CrimsonKraken. You can call me Crimson or Kraken, whatever you prefer. I'm a professional IT Nerd and DevOps Engineer.
My hobbies are cycling, chess, spending money on tokens, giving them to models, and video games.
I'm generally fairly quiet on here until I get to know you, and even though there are plenty of beautiful and sexy shows going on, I prefer conversation over the sexy stuff.
The models I have listed on my page I genuinely enjoy and care about, and many of them are friends.
I'd say I'm a friendly, goofy, dumbass and always willing to make new friends.
power_settings_new My Turn Ons
Non-nude/clothes are so hot.
Findom - Fuck my wallet.
Kindness - Don't fuck my wallet too hard
Cuddles! - I'll need it after you fuck my wallet.
Probably a lot more, only one way to find out!
money_off My Turn Offs
smoke_free Cigarette smoking
link That fucking Docking gif
block Derogatory Name Calling (eg: slut, bitch, etc)
import_export My Top Lists
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Some of My Favorite Bands
library_music Sjowgren
library_music Parov Stelar
library_music Nine Inch Nails
library_music Sylvan Esso
library_music Lorn
library_music Massive Attack
library_music TOOL
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My Favorite Spoiled Models
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People who suck
mood_bad That Orange guy with the weird hair
mood_bad Assholes
mood_bad Meanie Heads
sentiment_very_satisfied Kirby
mood_bad That person who cut in front of me at the taco truck.
mood_bad Fucking mosquitos
group_add Join MY LIST OF SPOILED MODELS
Want me to send you toks? Don't worry! I'm easy!
record_voice_over Tell Me to Tip You
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CHA-CHING!
MAKE IT RAIN BABY!
Yeah, it's probably that easy. I mean.. don't be rude about it.. but I'm easier than Sunday morning! I'm damn near at 20k reward points.. So yeah, apparently all it takes is a "hello". For real though, keep in mind, my profile should not be taken seriously, but I'm always too make new friends! Also I legit just ripped this profile from Googling, I did not create this. If you need help I'll try, but no promises.
videocam Support my favorite Spoiled Models
palette MinnieMoralia
camera SweetMango
favorite_border FluffinRayRay
spa SickGrrl
filter_vintage LanaTy
hdr_strong MoonConjured
pets colettedujour
movie_filter HairySafaeri
Tags:
geek, nerd, cyclist, powershell, sysadmin, gamer, caring, shy, tacos, funny, sweet, cute, male, single, tattoos, kind, less than average sized penis, glasses, gardening, outdoors, fun loving, awkward, affectionate, tipper, vanilla, boring, jesus christ, so many tag options, this is getting dificult to, fill out and I am running, out of ideas to put down here, fucking finally
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