Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
For D2
Favorite Books:
The Chilton's Guide for my 1975 Ford Pinto
Favorite Songs:
Baby Shark
Favorite Movies:
Chubby Rain
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I once beat a painting of the Mona Lisa in a staring contest
Hobbies:
Left-clicking my mouse button
Talents:
I can lick my monobrow
Perfect Mate:
She laughs like a donkey
Perfect Date:
The Medjool
Turn Ons/Offs:
Ladies, fake breasts DO NOT make you more attractive, and tattoos DO NOT make you more interesting. They only serve as constant reminders to show everyone what a bad decision maker you are.
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