I found your floor show lacking in performance art, the lack of a pink deek and it's subsequent violent gyrations was also a letdown.
I feel that short shorts are not your thing, I do not wish to seem disparaging but when your left nut is hanging out it ruins the effect of hula hoop dancing.
All in all I found you generic, underwhelming and of general sub par standard.
But .... you do live upside down so that's cool
An angry bass player is all we need.
Thanks for all the laughs and good times brother.
Wanna go campin'