Eris_Swan
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Profile Headline:
dont hang in the club if u broke bitch.
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About Me
Username:
Eris_Swan
Gender:
Female
Body Type:
Slim/Petite
Ethnicity:
Native American
Hair:
Black
Eyes:
Gray
Weight:
107 pounds
Height:
64 inches
Age:
27
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Bisexual
Smoke:
Herb
Drink:
Occasional
Drugs:
Never
Marital Status:
Married
Occupation/Major:
fine arts, interior architecture.
Favorite Food:
pasta, cheeses, reisling, blood of My enemies, dark choclate and stawberries, cherries, sea food
Pets:
a little pom mix named Louie beans
Automobile:
passenger princess but sometimes my 2018 Volvo
About Me:
Hi I'm Eris! Chaos embodied in an adorable & sophisticated package, mostly unmedicated ADHD survivalist.
My Myers-Briggs personality type is INFJ-A.
Im sweet and spicy!
I am currently going to school and trying to navigate my way through life.
I'm probably snacking sometimes during my streams or having a cocktail.
I am 420 friendly and occasionally participate, but I don't do any other kinds of drugs / substances.
Tags:
Petite, Cute, Chatty, Satire, straight edge, Intelligent, Natural beauty, Ass, Fun, Sarcastic, life of the party, Educated, Sense of humor, Metal, Friendly, Goddess, Booty, FLR, Dominant, Sadistic, Tease, Findom, Femdom, Slender, mean, Brartty, Stockings, Lingerie, Playful, Kinda a Bitch, Brunette, goth
My Schedule
Sunday
(drop in to find out!)
Monday
I'm
Always
online from
4:30 pm
until
9:00 pm
Tuesday
I'm
Usually
online from
4:30 pm
until
9:00 pm
Wednesday
I'm
Usually
online from
9:00 pm
until
12:30 am
Thursday
I'm
Sometimes
online from
4:30 pm
until
12:00 am
Friday
I'm
Always
online from
8:30 pm
until
12:30 am
Saturday
(drop in to find out!)
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
fuck lol, I'm kind of a soft nihilist, do your best to enjoy the little things along the way, life is so short I often find myself sitting with those of the past & their graves and wondering what their lives were like suffering and happiness alike, life is a crescendo, art, its high and low and everything in between. just like those Graves stones most of us shall have a short existence in the memories of those who held us dearly only to be briefly thought of as mentioned before only in wonderment after they are gone.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Sleeping in, my bed/soft things, bubble baths, snacks and my dogs, seeing the moon at night and the feeling it gives you.
Favorite Books:
I do read but let's get to know each other first this could get weird.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I enjoy walks, brain storming, listing to audio books, eating some of my favorite foods, streaming and hanging out with my friends and cuddling with my dogs also playing video games and watching something on TV occasionally, baths are also a favorite anything self love related.
Favorite Songs:
I like what I like! mostly hardcore/punk , metal/nu-metal & pop, rap & classical music.
Favorite Movies:
Howls moving castle, daddys home, i love you man, dinner for schmucks,weather man,
the office, workaholics, rupauls drag race and spirited away, grave of fireflies, my neighbor Totoro, kikis delivery and princess mononoke, American horror story and all the star wars movies, pirates in the Caribbean and Edward scissor hands, and the corpses bride, old skool star trek and much more i can't think of at the moment. Just ask !
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Honestly so much I don't know if I could even fit it all here I was a wild child lol.
catch a story in my MFC chat room!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I would like to be with family or friends wherever that is.
Hobbies:
I enjoy cooking, I am not much for video games anyore but I also enjoy fancy goldfish and entomology. I love going antiquing and collecting lingerie and window shopping and having a nice bubble bath with a little wine and some A- list classical music to really chill out, Im in ballet & I enjoy the fine arts.
I also enjoy being a bit of a wild card love to keep them on their toes!
Talents:
I'm sure we could find something...
sarcasm yeah, impressions sure.
just ask about my Jennifer Coolidge impression lmao.
sorta okay at ballet.
Perfect Mate:
Someone who will buy me lots of amazing food and try new restaurants with Me.
Enables My horrid lingerie habit (I mean it's bad), and is patient, tender & kind, and charismatic.
They have to like small dogs & or cats and mostly all animals alike (I want goddamn Silke chickens!)
Have a good sense of humor and level-headedness to them, cool calm, and collected to my hot whirlwind that I am!
Perfect Date:
Dressing up and going somewhere preferably to eat, exploring the town after dinning or going to experience something, then going home relaxing or getting busy depends on where the mood takes us !
Turn Ons/Offs:
Whiny and possessiveness, being flaky, lack of communication, self-pitying, EGO, hearing "NO Princess, Mistress, Goddess, Queen Mothr, Beautiful One",
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Im sweet and caring but I don't give it easily, I love people but do not cross me.
If you are into astrology I'm an Aries (ascendant cancer) (Aries sun) (libra moon).
I am a great laugh at times and an even greater friend given the opportunity.
I like to be straight forward and honest even if it gets me into trouble sometimes lol.
There are not a-lot of them out there like me as ive been told...<3
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