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About Me
Username: EvilBeavis
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: Caucasian
City: Mato Grosso
Country: Brazil
Sexual Preference: Straight
Marital Status: Divorced
Occupation/Major: I wanna be your dog
Favorite Food: Quiche. Like the French say: Bone Ass Petite!
Pets: Mr Fluffy Butt is a fat poodle who loves acorns and cheap beer
About Me: Hello. I am Beavis, a member of the Kreen-Akrore tribe from Brazil. We are also known as: 1-The Yunk!, 2-The Protectors Of The Sacred Sheep, and 3-Brangelina. I'm a fucking creamed corn in my comrade's panties bad ass mofo.
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Meaning of Life: Back there when I was in high school, the tribal council had a difficult time placing me for employment. Despite my diversified interests, each test I completed pointed to one thing, a career in the medical field. You can imagine how excited I was to receive this news and dreams of a high paying nursing or physician's career danced in my head! At my final counseling session, I was informed my scores indicated I was best suited for the job duties of a rectal thermometer.
Five Things I Can't Live Without: 1-Geoducks, 2-Flappy tits, 3-A combination meth rat poodle fart hallucination, 4-Really small condoms, 5-Not enough milk? No! Bite ass for calcium
Favorite Books: 1-How To Suck A Small Stinky Cock by Fellatio Poon Jr and Beavis, 2-Sperm Magic: 1001 Fun Things You Can Do With Sperm by Beavis, 3-The Sperm Lover's Cookbook by Beavis
What I Like To Do For Fun: 1-Spread my butt cheeks at halftime of Philadelphia Eagles football games, 2-Boink sheep, 3-Seductively adjust my testicles and then smell my fingers
Favorite Songs: Favorite Albums: 1-Slippery When Wet by Soapy and The Butthole (5 star rating by Rolling Stone magazine), 2-Sheep Lie by The Beastiality Boys (5 star rating by Farm And Ranch magazine), 3-Butt Rock Heaven by Kid Butt Rock
Favorite Movies: 1-The Sheriff Wore A Bra starring John Wayne, 2-Sweet Wrinkled Old Lips On A Really Tiny Cock (The true story of my love affair with Jane Fonda)
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: Lure a middle aged hippopotamus exchange student from the Okavengo Delta to a Tupperware party in late Pleistocene Germany with the promise of unlimited butt sex.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: In the emergency room of a major hospital having something really big removed from my ass
Hobbies: 1-Cloacal respiration, 2-Insulting the models on MFC, 3-Breeding penguins, sheep, gerbils, and hermit crabs for the underground sex industry.
Talents: 1-Performing P Wilgus vomit extractions on deformed politicians, 2-I can lick my own balls. I can lick your balls too. If you want.
Perfect Mate: My perfect mate would: 1-Have a gigantic flabby ass like Jennifer Buttpez, 2-Be Binomially flatulent, 3-Have egregious penguin inflicted flesh wounds on her scapula
Perfect Date: A midnight walk thru the Rocky Gonad Mountains with a naked MILF and bitch farting every conservative talk show host we encounter
Turn Ons/Offs: Turn On: 1-Pinata's filled with sperm, 2-I think I kind of like the smell of Necrophelia, 3-Waiting for the diarrhea medication to take affect. Turn Off: 1-Happy people, 2-Beautiful sexy women
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: 1-I am a licensed vocational asshole. 2-I look just like Brad Pitt.
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