Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
42.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
music, art, friends + fam, learning, cock.
Favorite Books:
Beautiful Losers by Leonard Cohen
Lord of the Flies by William Golding
Watchmen by Alan Moore
Dante's 'Inferno'
Charles Bukowski, Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk, Henry Miller, William S. Burroughs, Cormac McCarthy, Bret Easton Ellis, Hunter S. Thompson, Aleister Crowley, Douglas Copeland, Chuck Klosterman, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, the Marquis de Sade, Sarah Silverman, DM Thomas, Jeanette Winterson
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Masturbate constantly; watch porn; paint; play bass; Netflix; walk around my house in lingerie, heels and nipple clamps; hanging on MFC!
Favorite Songs:
70s/80s punk rock, rock n' roll, proto punk, noise pop, punk blues, delta blues, no wave, garage rock, post-punk
Favorite Movies:
Secretary, porn, The Big Lebowski, O Brother Where Art Thou, David Lynch, Russ Meyer, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, Hotrod, Eastern Promises, Office Space, Heathers, Lost Highway, Blue Velvet, Rock n' Roll Highschool, Bottle Rocket, Repo Man, Repulsion, Roman Polanski, hammer horror, Woody Allen
Hobbies:
I'm a musician so my main hobby is playing bass in a couple of punk bands, as well as ukulele, guitar, drums and singing for different musical projects with friends.
Part time full-figured model.
I also dig scuba diving when I can, seeing a live band, reading tarot cards, graphic novels, drawing and painting, reading, road trips, sewing, bike riding, swimming, etc.
I used to write a sex column, as well as manage a high-end sex shop, so sex pretty much runs through my veins ;)
Perfect Mate:
Killer taste in tunes, shares my weird and constant sense of humour, likes sex as much as I do (maybe more!), good conversationalist.
Perfect Date:
Nerding out about music or politics while drinking beers and hanging out in a comfy space. And then getting fucked into the wall.
Turn Ons/Offs:
My ultimate fantasy would be to be hired on for a real-life secretary or assistant day job, assisting a dominant, alpha male boss who would keep me on as his personal slut to be used whenever he chooses, disciplining me for my mistakes at work or for being tardy, forcing me to fuck clients of his, etc.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I will make your cock burst.