Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday you will have been all of these.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
There's the obvious...oxygen, water, food. Then there's the really important things...Redheads, the Internet, Coffee, Hot and dirty sex. Does that about cover it?
Favorite Books:
The Portrait of Dorian Gray, Band of Brothers, Keep The Last Bullet For Yourself, The Cold Six Thousand.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Spoil my favorite MFC models. Making others laugh until they pee their pants a little bit. Oh...and midget tossing!
Favorite Songs:
Billy Joel, Iron Maiden, The Reverend Horton Heat, Mel Torme, Queen, Portishead, Zero 7, Lenny Kravitz, Charlie Parker, Billie Holliday, Gerry Mullingan, and David Bowie.
Favorite Movies:
Fandango,Super Troopers, Dr. Strangelove, Anything with Steve McQueen, Dogma, Step Brothers, Anchorman, Any Monty Python or Coen Brothers movie!!
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Had sex in an old Conestoga wagon at night, with several people walking near by!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
England, Scotland, Australia, Amsterdam...or in a 'lady sammich' with a few of my close cam model friends.
Hobbies:
'Minimalist Camping.' Don't know what that is?
Ask me! Singing, Target Shooting, Mastering my Ninja Perv skillz on MFC
Talents:
Yes..I CAN tie a cherry stem with my tongue. Underwater basket weaving, G-Spot inspector.
Perfect Mate:
One that accepts me as I am, who isn't shallow. Basically, someone who doesn't act like a complete twat!
Perfect Date:
Taking a lady out for some fried chicken...and some sex. Then on to light bondage and maybe giving her a 'shocker' or...10!
Turn Ons/Offs:
Ons: Redheads, Brunettes, Women that make me laugh as much as I make them laugh. Nibbles and kisses on my earlobes. Going down on a woman until her eyes get crossed up. Offs: Hearing a woman complain that she wishes her boyfriend or husband was just...like...me!
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Because I wake up in the morning and piss excellence. Okay...because I just may surprise you from time to time.