Interests & Hobbies
Favorite Books:
The Joy of Yodeling, How to Rap, Through the Looking Glass
Favorite Songs:
Help Me Get My Boots On
Favorite Movies:
I'm a Cyborg, but That's Okay. The Glorious History of Chuck E Cheese in Space
Hobbies:
Watching men golf (from bushes), cruising Tinder for hookups, makeup tutorials
Talents:
Makeup, chins
Perfect Mate:
A little taller than me, maybe. Maybe he Can help me get boots on. Belly button that gives me the tinglies down there.
Perfect Date:
Watching you from the shrubs with a glass of saeurkraut juice and then you invite me inside to play Skee Ball
Turn Ons/Offs:
Ons: Bellybutton. Birthday blowjobs. Bummy. Mustaches with a twirl.
Offs: Bird beaks.