Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
no know me clueless
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
weed, beer, cigs, my hand, clean up cloths
Favorite Books:
no know to read
What I Like To Do For Fun:
copy wat all the popular people do, blame people for doing things they no do
Favorite Movies:
funnys
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
tried to answer these question, omg me brain hurts Why do we need a hot water heater? If it's hot it doesn't need to be heated. How can we have jumbo shrimp? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why do our noses run and our feet smell? Why does quicksand work slowly? Why are boxing rings square? Why, when lights are out, they are invisible, but when the stars are out, they are visible? Why do we call them apartments when they are all together? If cows laughed, would milk come out of their noses? Why does Denny's have locks on the door if it's open 24 hours? Why do ships carry cargoes and cars carry shipments? When will a building actually become a built? If it's tourist season why can't we shoot them? When companies ship styrofoam what do they pack it in? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? When it rains why don't sheep shrink? Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants? What is another word for thesaurus? Do radioactive cats have 18 half lives? What was the best thing before sliced bread?' If the cops arrest a mime do they tell her she has the right to remain silent? If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest will it make a sound? If the funeral procession is at night do folks drive with their headlights off? Why do they sterilize the needles for a lethal injection? Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? There are three words in the english language ending with -gry. They are angry, hungry, and what is the third one? Why do we park on driveways and drive in parkways? What did Barney Rubble, from the Flintstones, do for a living? If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Is there another word for synonym? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?" When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
anywhere whit anyone even ifs me has to pay her
Hobbies:
coping other people, getting stoned, drinking,
Talents:
wasting peoples time, taking credit for wat others did,
Perfect Mate:
any girl wats says hi to me
Perfect Date:
no have date yet wishing to have one, me have has dates whit me hands do thats count
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
me can steal you ideas, copy you, then let people think, me think of the things me stole
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