Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
If it doesn't bring you income, inspiration, happiness or orgasms, IT DOESN'T BELONG IN YOUR LIFE.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Sex. Coconut water. My vitamins. Makeup. Outdoors.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Eat good food. Explore new places. Workout. Hang with good people. Drink. Bonfires. Rivers. Shop.
Favorite Songs:
Come listen.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Porn.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
A beach.
Hobbies:
Decorating. Macrame. Eating. Working out. Shopping. Reading.
Talents:
**insert porn resume here**
Perfect Mate:
'I find the idea very undesirable'
'I thought about it but, NO'
'It's not that I'm too good for it, it's just too bad for me'
'I believe there's someone a lot dumber who would enjoy doing that instead'
'Absolutely not'
'My schedule is packed with better things'
'No fucking way'
DECLINED.
Perfect Date:
I'll sit this one out too.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons: Easy going, funny. DIRTY TALKERS. Someone who doesn't give me directions on how to play.
Turn Offs: Low ballers. Sending me your picture, age and location although I never asked. Rude, miserable people.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Im sweet, down to earth & incredibly horny.