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Porkyrinds
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Porkyrinds
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Large
Hair:
Black
Eyes:
Brown
Weight:
9 pounds
Height:
6 inches
Age:
110
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Non Drinker
Drugs:
Experimented
Marital Status:
Single
Favorite Food:
Pizza, Chinese Food
Pets:
My snake, willi
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Meaning of Life:
It goes fast, so have fun before you regret it. Eat lots of bush beans, they have very good vitamins
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Oxygen, H2O, Food, Shelter & a Good Woman!
Favorite Books:
The Yellow River by I.P Freeley, Asian Wives by Shi Ma Nu Ki, Under the Bleachers by Seymour Buttz, Problem Diarrhea by Willy Maykit & Betty Wohnt
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Worship GemmaLynx, Tease GemmaLynx, Tickle GemmaLynx & play connect the freckles on GemmaLynx
Favorite Songs:
Bluegrass & Zaideco
Favorite Movies:
Debbie Does Dishes, Chinese Windows starring Peking Tom, Forrest Hump
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
In bed with a hot chick eating at the 'Y', where else?
Hobbies:
Reading, TV, Movies
Talents:
Perfect Date:
GemmaLynx with ArielRebel? Actually, with my luck I would get struck by lightning, while my leg is tangled with a box jelly fish, after finding out I won the lottery and Zooey Deschanel prepares to sit on my face while a brown recluse spider crawls right ON my nuts, fangs just entering the skin before I actually get a chance to get laid!
Turn Ons/Offs:
Nice, funny, laid back types of female, with perky breasts, with a little tomboy left in them. / Rude, stuck on themselves types of women who think their shit doesn't stink. High maintenance women who wouldn't look my way unless I hit the lottery and then wouldn't give me any except on my birthday, provided I GAVE HER diamonds!
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Porkyrinds
Still wondering how I got here, I leave and comeback, find out GemmaLynx is now GemmaMynx!!
Porkyrinds
Aww, evidently I'm a crybaby, but not so much so I had to go to that person's wall and be pissy. LOL and the dude is in his 50's acting like a 12 year old!
myz34
fucking crybaby
Porkyrinds
I Dunno, Controlian... I'm still trying to figure out how *I* got here! I think this lovely lady GemmaLynx had something to do with it.. my memory is foggy from the show on Monday Feb 4, '13!!
Controlian
Who are you? And how did I get here?
Porkyrinds
Who would leave this gnarly porkrind pic on wikipedia? LOL