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Profile Headline: Warning: this profile contains profanity and honesty, mixed with sarcasm. 90% of you are morons )))
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About Me
Username: TheNiceGuy007
Gender: Male
Body Type: Muscular
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Weight: 96 kilos
Height: 191 centimeters
Age: 36
City: Nowhere near you, thank God )))
Sexual Preference: Straight
Smoke: Herb
Drink: Moderate
Drugs: Occasionally
Marital Status: Involved
Occupation/Major: I have a law-degree, so suck my cock ))) Rate me 1-star if you dislike people who speak eloquently))
School: The University of Sydney Law School/St.Mary's Cathedral Catholic High School
Favorite Food: PUSSY !!!! Yummy pussy !!!! )))) My woman's asshole is also very tasty.......
Pets: 2 cats, Jazz & a new kitten. Patches (my old cat) died recently. I will buy a dog soon, also.
Automobile: 2 cars (HSV V8 & a 'runaround' V6) - vote me 1-star if you drive a lemon :p
About Me: If you are actually reading this right now, then you really need to get-a-life! )))
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Meaning of Life: There is no meaning to life. Karma is bullshit. Karma is opiate for the masses. 'Be good and good things will happen to you. Be bad and bad things will happen to you' is a basic Karmic-precept. Bull-fucking-shit. Evil things happen to really nice people, open your eyes. The world is fucked-up. If Karma really existed, why do some harmless, innocent children die from diseases and accidents, while evil, miserable, disgusting human-beings (who never helped anyone) live to a ripe old-age and become filthy-rich? huh? huh? HUH???? )))))) People who say 'what goes around, comes around', are fucking morons. Evil 'comes around' for innocent people, as well as for nasty individuals. The world is full of evil people, hatred and the lust the money. I'm no angel and I don't PRETEND to be an angel, unlike most of you people reading this right now. I'm not a fan of the fucked-up human-race. I like animals (non homo-sapiens), I don't trust most homo-sapiens.
Five Things I Can't Live Without: The female body (as opposed to the female brain :p), the printed word (I totally adore the English language and I'm proud to state that), my animal friends, the lust for travel and enjoying the world's exquisite culinary delights (um, that means food).
Favorite Books: Hundreds. Mainly non-fiction. I'm not-a-fan of soapy, cheesy fictional crap! I'm a voracious reader, unlike 90% of you people reading this, who are illiterate retards ))) I'm referring to guy-trolls mainly.
What I Like To Do For Fun: Not go fuck-yourself, which is what you do often, anyway ))))
Favorite Songs: Led Zeppelin, The Grateful Dead, Pink Floyd, Black Sabbath, Jane's Addiction, Nirvana, The Doors, Simon & Garfunkel, Silverchair. Public Enemy, Joni Mitchell, Neil Young, The Who, Van-Halen (David Lee Roth-phase), Soundgarden....Rate me 1-star if you listen to shitty music, which isn't actually music.
Favorite Movies: Hundreds, too many to name.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: That would be TRYING to have an intellectual, logical discussion with immature females *face-palm* What a fucking waste-of-time.... Nooooo, of course I'm not talking about you )))) Actually, I've done many crazy things. Yeah, right. Like I'm going to share those golden gems with you trolling ass-lickers! ahahaha! )) With so many retarded guys trolling on this lame website, do you think I'm going to give these pathetic little-worms any ammunition? Stupid question MFC, fucking stupid.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: Las Vegas, and driving around America. I've spent a lot of time in America. Vote me 1-star if you hardly-ever leave the confines of your county.....that's COUNTY, let alone your state or country )))
Hobbies: I'm a hedonist. I do what gives me pleasure.
Talents: I have no talents whatsoever (apart from an IQ of 164-(genius level) and the ability to excel at nearly all sports). I'm completely and utterly useless. I don't even know how to make a girl stop crying ((((
Perfect Mate: Stupid question! There's no such thing as a 'Perfect Mate', you MFC fuckheads. You settle for the next best thing. I have a lovely girl, she's a little bitchy but lovely. I need her, she's my best friend. I'd die without her and all you people who love me would be so upset if I died ))) I like girls who have a sense of humour, rather than stuck-up girls with whom I cannot joke and play. I avoid girls who expect to be told how perfect they are, constantly and repeatedly. I like honest people, not bull-shitters. Don't forget to vote me 1-star if you're not my type of girl )))
Perfect Date: Most dates are okay, as long as you survive them in one piece. I would never let a girl pay for anything on a date. Furthermore, I'm NOT one of those cheap retarded guys who expect instant-sex after a date just because they bought a girl dinner. The girl is in charge of the date, but I finance everything.
Turn Ons/Offs: Turn-ons: Amphetamines/Alcohol/Late-Nights/Led Zeppelin Turn-offs: Girls with no sense of humour. Girls who expect to be told that they are perfect, every 5-minutes. Girls who don't like to play the dominant-role in the bedroom, from time-to-time and make me lick their ass like a dog :p I also dislike humans who hunt and murder animals just for fun, not for consumption. If it were legal, I would like to hunt those pathetic worms, those evil-bullies, those retarded pieces-of-crap )))
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: No reason, I'm not worth knowing. I have a steady girlfriend, but it's good to observe crazy-bitches online. Noooooooooo, of course I'm NOT talking about YOU ))))))) I come here to see other girls. I totally adore the female body, I absolutely love the female physique. The female physique makes me feel great about being alive. But the female brain and the constant mood-swings and fluctuating emotions? That's another story altogether. Unfortunately, to get to the female body, you must negotiate the female brain ))) That's life. My best-friend here on MFC is BustyXXHelen, who is the most beautiful, the most gorgeous, sexiest, the sweetest girl whom I have ever met on the internet. A totally delightful, intelligent, very funny girl. I love Helen as much as I could ever love a stranger on the internet <3 <3 < infinitum. I must also comment on the guys on MFC, 90% of whom I have found to be uneducated, classless, sleazy (constantly telling models how they are masturbating in their chat-room), pathetic retarded trolls and beggars. I'm sure most of these guy-trolls have tiny-penises and have never had a girlfriend. Morons who continually ask models to milk their boobs also piss me off to the max. These idiots who repeatedly ask models for milk need to go see their mothers, the fucking retards. Yeah, I'd say many guys on this website have severe mental-problems, no girlfriend, and very small-cocks. That's why they troll so much, they have no life. In, conclusion, the guy-trolls whom I loathe and despise the most are the retarded regular-trolls who sit in a model's room, then cowardly ambush and attack new guys who enter that room. If the new guy responds to the trolling of these morons, they are such pathetic little cowards that they then tell the model to ban the new guy. Strangely, I've seen many models comply with the demands of these trolling imbeciles and ban the new-guy. Yeah, it's really weird. These models have a strange attachment to the regular-trolls in their room, even the ones who do not tip, the freeloaders ))) To these dopey-models who take instructions from trolls, morons and their room-regulars (to ban people), I say 'grow-a-brain' ))) There are literally thousands of these douche-bag low-lives on this site, the place is infested with them. Unfortunately, MFC is ground-zero for uneducated asshole guy-trolls with no girlfriend, a tiny-penis and nothing else to do )))
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Lol..u are ugly as hell..loool..u would suck youself to have a gf like me
I will die when and how GOD want..not as a SHIT desire that.. Be careful cz you stink to much and bugs might eat you .
You are feeling frustrated that i have banned you? You got what u are..NOTHING
LOL...what an IDIOT..Get a life darling..stop wanking your dead pula on many viagra do u take /day?
you are crazy
Aww, glad to know you dear! Kisses
Thank you for the sweet comment!!! See you soon xoxo Tasha
Hey baby . I want you to do nasty things to me :>
Lol.your profile is a riot. ; p. True on the mood swings. I only know this because I know other females of course. Hehe See you soon xoxo
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Hun, you're so sweet! Thank you so much for the amazing post and for all the kind words. I had so much fun with you as well and youre really quite amazing yourself! Hope to see you again sometimes soon. *kisses* Mena Duval
My lady and I will be travelling overseas and cruising, indefinitely. Our trip is open-ended, but in summer of this year, we'll be in Europe. To my friends on this site, I love you very much and I'll see you soon, God willing. To my enemies on this site, all you retards, you abusive trolls, you uneducated filthy scum, all you retarded dumb-models who ban new-guys in your room because some idiot tells you to ban them, all you pathetic guy-trolls with pencil-dicks and no morons and imbeciles can take your negative-energy and stuck it in your ass )))) Much love to my friends and see you all soon, hopefully. Kisses to my friends xoxoxo
ah , btw ..interesting profile )
Hello you too !! I'm 21 now and my b-day was on 14 january ! But thank you very much for ure message , Corina (nice to meet you !)
hi hun...
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