TheSaint1965
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Profile Headline:
Everyone needs a Saint
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About Me
Username:
TheSaint1965
Gender:
Male
Ethnicity:
Other
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Blue
City:
Gotham
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Moderate
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Catcher in the rye.....or wheat..whatever bread is available
School:
McDonalds Hamburger U. I majored in Fries, minored in Nuggets
Favorite Food:
the most esoteric and exotic dishes once could find in a drive thru
Pets:
Ajax,a cat I have trained to rob banks
Automobile:
The Black Beauty
About Me:
Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself;
I am large, I contain multitudes.
Mostly multitudes of pizza with a creamy nougat center where my heart should be.
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Is not to be shared on a MFC profile. Check out my myspace. I seem way smarter about life over there.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
If I write coffee five times in a row will it count off my grade?
Favorite Books:
Almost everything that does not have Fabio on the cover. Mostly Parker of late which leads into Chandler and from there I am all over the place.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Your mom
Favorite Songs:
My heart is full of song.....or rage......hard to keep them straight.
Favorite Movies:
The sprinkler. Wait,I read that as favorite moves.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Sex in a McDonald's drive thru.First time I didn't care if they got my order right.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Fresh off the train from nowhere with nothing in my pocket but an one way ticket to adventure.
Hobbies:
Building replicas of world war two battlefields using only toothpicks and masking tape. Hitler is always a raisin.
Talents:
I box, I cook,I play bass guitar. Often all at the same time.Works out great. I'll knock you on your ass then we'll have a nice dinner after.
Perfect Mate:
Well I wouldn't say perfect. You'll make me blush. I mean "How you doin?" Should that be under favorite moves?
Perfect Date:
I don't like dates or anything Fig Newton related. I mean what is it? It's too square and fruity to be a cookie but they put it on the cookie aisle. Makes no sense. Ask me my favorite actual cookie instead.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons-A small switch located behind my left ear.
Turn offs- Girls that burp
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Once upon a time I coulda been somebody. I coulda been a contender.....
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JanieBabyy
I in fact have not forgotten
TheSaint1965
2 people ranked me one star? I'm not sure if I should be more surprised at how low my rating was or that two people read my profile.