Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Suck every last drop from it. Hedonism, baby.
But I also strongly believe in kindness and compassion... Do whatever your heart (among other things) desires as long as you aren't hurting anybody else.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Men
Eyeliner
High heels
UFC
Orgasms
Favorite Books:
fight club, american psycho, zero, choke,
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Snuggle.
Show off.
Try new foods!
Ingest libations.
Play with my boobs.
Fail at gaming.
Read about politics (I'm SO BORING)
Netflix myself into a coma.
Exercise
Shop. I admit it. I love it.
Favorite Songs:
Old school 90's Hip Hop
Old 40's Jazz
Classical
90's Alternative
Random bands/artists:
Tricky
Mazzy Star
The Cure
Depeche Mode
Muse
Lana Del Rey
Radiohead
Portishead
Favorite Movies:
TV: Game of Thrones, Archer, Always Sunny, DareDevil, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Original X-files, Stark Trek TNG (Picard for life...)
Movies:
Silver Linings Playbook
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Pi
Nymphomaniac
Black Swan
Fight Club
Lost in Translation
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Dirtiest crazy thing? secret :) Maybe I'll share....
Literal craziest thing? Umm gone swimming with stingrays, bungee jumping, ran a marathon (WHYYYY)
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
On a cruise in the Bahamas with a drink in my hand and sun on my skin.
Swimming with stingrays.
On an adventure in a foreign land.
Snuggled up into a man who can't keep his hands off me. :x
Hobbies:
Yoga, yoga, yoga
Playing with make up and costumes
Watching UFC!
Long Distance Running
Squats
Travelling
Politics
Reading
Figure Skating
Belly Dancing
Tennis
Writing
Talents:
baking, cooking, snuggling, sexy things, gardening, cleaning, make up, tennis, dancing badly, singing badly, being too friendly
Perfect Mate:
A man who appreciates spontaneous blow jobs and loves being taken care of. I love to spoil any man I am with and am incredibly loyal.
Someone who has an off the charts sex drive like me who is open to try almost anything!
Someone who has a razor sharp wit and a wonderful sense of humor who makes me belly laugh.
Someone who calls me out when I might be acting a little bratty (not often, promise!)
Perfect Date:
a dive bar, an amusement park, mini golf, bowling, rock climbing, skating, learning something new together, a new place to try new food (doesn't have to be fancy just has to be fun!)
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons:
Being tied up
Being choked
Role Playing
BDSM
Anal
Strong Arms/Hands
Big packages ;)
Sexy Voice
Well groomed beards but also clean shaven
A man who takes his time rubbing my whole body the right way
A man who appreciates spontaneous blow jobs! (Did I already mention that?)
Turn offs poor grammar and no sense of humor
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Cheerful, intelligent, playful, respectful (unless you need a little brattyness in your life) open minded. I genuinely love men, I don't resent men like a lot of women. I appreciate men and their sex drive and masculine features. I do sort of think things were nicer when men could be men and women could be women.
I am bright, witty and I am actually interested in who you are, in addition to showing you my ample breasticles. I do this for fun even though it's a big dirty secret from everyone in my life. I live on the edge, what can I say!