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Profile Headline: My kingdom for tokens!

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About Me

Username: btk358

Gender: Male

Body Type: Little in the middle

Ethnicity: Other

Hair: Brown

Eyes: Green

Weight: 172 pounds

Height: 66 inches

Age: 71

City: South Florida

Country: United States

Sexual Preference: Straight

Smoke: Heavy

Drink: Light

Drugs: Heavy User

Marital Status: Divorced

Occupation/Major: PediatricOralSurgery&Anesthes(Retired)

School: Queens College CUNY/University of Pennsylvania

Favorite Food: It depends on how hungry I am and if Im high

Pets: No [but I prefer cats...bitch!]; I will be pet for tokens

Automobile: Yes, I've heard of these machines.

About Me: If you want to know more...do a background check on me. BTW: You can't believe everything you read about me in the papers. Especially the article that said I spent over a million tokens at mfc last year. There's just no way I went over 900,000.

Tags: Funny

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Meaning of Life: I've thought about the 'Meaning of Life' obsessively and I still haven't got a clue. So I just try to have fun and get high every chance I get.

Five Things I Can't Live Without: The 'hope' of meeting one special girl*, tokens, chemicals, music, more tokens. *Obviously, I've proved that I can actually live without 'one special girl' because Im still breathing.

Favorite Books: Grapes of Wrath; Catcher in the Rye; East of Eden; Curious George, Anything by Dr. Seuss...Too many to list.

What I Like To Do For Fun: Meet new people, daydream about sex with MFC models, play the 'PDR Game', beg for tokens at busy intersections, play guitar, masturbate

Favorite Songs: Stone Temple Pilots, Foo Fighters, Van Halen, Hendrix, Clapton, Dave Mason, Kinito Mendes, Santana. If you are a famous musician and don't see your name here, my bad...I have a memory problem so just send me an email and remind me. [No, not you Slash. I omitted you on purpose until you apologize].

Favorite Movies: Midnight Cowboy, 2001 Space, a lot more. If you are a famous actor or director and you don't see your work here, my bad...I have a memory problem. Just send me an email to remind me. [No, not you Speilsberg. I omitted you on purpose until you apologize]

Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: Sex in a dental chair with the laughing gas on full blast.(True) Offered a girl 20 tokens to take her shirt off in a supermarket. (Not true) Rear ended a police car on the Cross Bronx Expressway (True)

If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: MFC re-hab. I hit bottom when I gave my last tokens to a girl who had a cam score of 17. Will give tokens to get my life back.

Hobbies: Masturbation, Quantum Physics, Internal Chemistry; 'Lucky Penny' collection; Isolating[solo and pairs]; NY [football] Giants; Miami [basketball] Heat; Drugs [Hunter Thompson was an amateur]

Talents: Play guitar[specialist in one chord songs-switching chords gets my fingers tangled up]; write short, humorous fiction; staying awake all night; I know CPR; can masturbate using only one hand; being btk

Perfect Mate: 'Perfect':Super hot and sexy, funny, perfect chemical match, reads fiction; watches/reads news daily; never lies; thinks I'm incredible at everything [this is the only exception to 'never lies'] Realistic: 6-8/10; understands my humor; never lies; tells me Im special[who knows what she really thinks, lol]

Perfect Date: Go to anything that can be called an 'event' with a girl who is my exact chemical match; good eats, 45-60 min intense sex; spoon to sleep. [That's right, I'm going to sleep cuz i like it! If you're looking for a 'marathoner'; join a running club]. If money is tight...a romantic stroll thru the hood to re-up [if a dealer fronts me, lol].

Best Reason to Get to Know Me: I can make the ordinary fun and intense; always keep it real; always got your back; I know how to make countfeit tokens [everyone tells me that they look so real, they can't tell the difference].

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Alisson_Sweet

're a good kid fun. God bless you. kisses

Nicky_s

nice to meet you btk ... u really are a very very funny guy .... u made my day better by making me lough thx !!!

Maya19fun

You are verry funny BTK and its a pleasure to have you in my friends list and in my room.kiss you

Ammalia18

u are veryy funny

kisss u

btk358

Attention Models y Modelitas '10,000 TOKEN TEEP' for any information that helps me find either of these two losers: Swedish_Steel and/or AmKimmy

A_FunGirl

I totally agree with Swedish_Steel !!! You better ignore him in the first place!

ChadGPT

This guy is a total retard and asshole. Dont belive anything he says. Total douchebag Give him 1 star or less

MissBella__

He wanted to show his balls while being recorded in my own MFC room.. You see.. some people can be really weird, right?! ahhahaha Hun, you are always welcome back to my room

Byebyee

CutieSnow

hey thank you for making me laugh the time that u first came in my room,ur so funny!.sorry if i took so long.pls dont lose ur mind ;-)

KickazBday

Hello fellow kicklandian! Sending some smiles

. Rated and admired. Have a great night. Kicka

Ariana4xxx

hi bb....im online now and i wait u for unforgettable moments....kiss u

Catherine777

Well yeah, I'm expecting lots of tokens from you... see you

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Mya_MFC

XOXO Cuchifrito!!

Fuuka_Doll

Thanks for dropping by my room, I appreciated the laughs and tips

Def hope to see ya back in my room soon, ya hear??! <3

:RaineyLane69:12235277

So funny I almost peed myself!!

SweetDenia

Ok, so here I am...with my comment, i don t wanna say to many good things about you so no other girls will come talk to you again ,but you are such a cutie and u made me laugh!