Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
who cares ... just be happy .. even if it takes a butt plug up ur ass and a xanax to achieve it ..
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
coffee ... milk .. hot water .. sugar ..and a mug ..
Favorite Books:
fuck books
What I Like To Do For Fun:
guitar... seadooing... tennis...x country skiing..internet... you mfc fucks...lol...doobs... poker... talkin politics ... pissing off my liberal family ...throwing eggs at kids on halloween...
Favorite Songs:
lots ...
Favorite Movies:
70s porn
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
talked to a tree under influence of lsd ...totally amazed how good his english was ..
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
amsterdam ..
Hobbies:
i think i listed hobbies already .. besides who gives a shit ..
Talents:
being able to roll a joint in almost any situation however challenging ...leaving a casino with their money in my wallet ... giving mfc models head aches ... can scratch my bag while driving and eating onion rings ...
Perfect Mate:
no idea ... hopefully she doesnt try to take my dog when she leaves ..
Perfect Date:
doesnt matter what we do or where we go .. just so long as we fuck for 3 hours ..
Turn Ons/Offs:
.brown or black hair ... brown eyes .. luscious lips ..
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
i am naive and dumb enough to marry you and get you canadian citizenship...