Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
EVERYONE knows that. Fourty two, and don't even try to tell me otherwise or I'll scoop your eyes out with a spoon. I think we're meant to leave the world better than we were when we came into it, and try and leave the world better than it was when we entered it, too. We should constantly be trying to improve ourselves.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Well, if we're gonna be pedantic about this: Food, Water, Oxygen, Blood and... body parts.
But actually, I think I could manage as long as I had:
Laptop, Webcam, Someone who loves me (d'aawwww), ATTENTION and snacks.
Eragon, Tawny Man Trilogy, Shadows Fall, ThinkBot, Anything Fantasy!
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Sharpen my wit on the faces on unsuspecting losers wanking in their parents basements, play games and ride motorbikes.
Anything Metal! Also have some guilty pleasures, though I don't think any pleasure should involve guilt. Tenacious D rock the whole wide world, MGMT, Brand New, In Flames, Disturbed and so on.
Anything Zombie! To be more precise: Zombie films that I have recently enjoyed include Dawn of the Dead (the Remake. Sorry, old skool fans) Resident Evil (the whole bunch of them), Versus (Best. Film. Ever.), Zombieland, 28 Days/Weeks Later, plus all those little ones like Dead Snow, Diary of the Dead, Zombie Diaries etc.etc.etc. I don't mind a good comedy, either... and I adore animated films like Kung Fu Panda, Bolt and Despicable Me; all really funny movies!
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Going to mental hospital?
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
In the middle of a Zombie Invasion, tearing that shit up and owning zombie face with a crowbar.
Gaming, gaming, gaming, eating, sex, sleeping, gaming, wanking, gaming, riding horses, motorbikes..
Gaming, eating, sleeping, sex, gaming, gaming, wanking. I play a bit of piano and occasionally draw tits, too. I ride horses nearly every day and I want to learn the drums!
Perfectly gorgeous, 6 - 7 inch dick, good job or good work ethic, interest in bikes, doesn't go to the gym all the fucking time, doesn't spend all his time being a retard with his friends, spends most of his time gaming with me and watching zombie movies. Someone man enough to call me names and get his come uppance. Funny on a very intelligent level. Must know lots and lots about everything and have had troubles in his life, and not be a pussy about it but grow stronger and outwardly tougher while inside his wisdom swells like my belly when it's finally swollen with his seed.Or, lyke, i jus waaant 2 c ur biig haard dick, bbz, eet makes me sooooo horneeey <3<3<3 (ugh)
Takeout, zombie movie and a bit of questing on some anime MMO, followed by hard, fast doggy style sex and some sleeping. FUCKYEAHHH!
TURN ONS: Sex, cock, wanking etc. Also, lions, dominant men, submissive cuties, having my hair stroked, being told I'm a good girl, flawless punctuation and grammar!
TURN OFFS: Text speak! UGH! Really turns me off, and makes me unable to masturbate or cum. Seriously... it's the most off putting thing ever. Unless it's making fun of text speak, lyk ths bb, cos it mks me lol, bb.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Because my moods change. Come and meet the twenty different UKgameGIRLs.... I think I'm actually getting infamous.