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Username: VanessaJadeX
CamScore: 722
Gender: Female
Hair: Always Different
Eyes: Gray
Weight: 150 pounds
Height: 60 inches
Age: 31
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Occasional
Drink: Occasional
Drugs: Never
Marital Status: Involved
Occupation/Major: Internets
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Vanessa Weiss stepped fully formed from the dark, smoky depths of a meteor impact crater in search of coffee, clove cigarettes and a place to take naughty pictures.

She somehow found her way onto the Internet and has lived there ever since. She is attempting to understand you 'earthlings', and would love to know the power of the 'tips' you offer?




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AMAZON WISHLIST

NEWLY UPDATED:

I just moved into a new home! How awesome, right? If you buy me something from my HOUSEWARMING WISHLIST, I will respond in kind with pictures, videos, or freshly baked cookies!




I DO NOT DO SKYPE SHOWS. DO NOT EVEN ASK.


I ALSO DO NOT ACCEPT PAYPAL. IF YOU'RE DYING TO GIVE ME SOMETHING, GO TO MY WISHLIST!





THE RULES


* Do not talk about Fight Club.
* Do not talk about Fight Club.
* Haha just kidding, you can talk about Fight Club if you want to.
* No 'BB.' Seriously, I really dislike it - it is disrespectful, it is lazy and it is just lame, and makes you look like a dumbass. I don't want you to look like a dumbass! So, if 'Vanessa' is too long for you to type (I totally understand that typing with one hand is hard, and I'm not saying that in a mean way), I'm totally cool if with it if you want to call me V, VJ, Van, etc. :)
* Absolutely no racial/ethnic/religious, homo/hetero/bi/trans/other-phobic jokes, remarks, or slurs. I will immediately ban you. Period. The same goes for any 'woman go make me a sandwich' type misogynistic crap it's not funny, it makes me unhappy and it offends me. For the record: I am bisexual, an atheist and in a relationship. If you have a problem with any of those things, you don't have to come to my chat room.
* Do not post graphic, animated, ridiculous gifs in my chatroom. At best it's annoying, at worst it crashes my browser and I have to restart my cam.
* Absolutely no shit-talking other models in my room.
* NO DRAMA.
* Don't be a dick.
* No begging, no whining, no bitching, no demanding, and no repeating your request over and over.



REQUESTS


If you have a request, please tip me, and put the request in your tip note. If your request is complicated (such as put on shoes, change my clothes, special fetishes) please PM me and discuss a private session.

Don't beg, whine, or make demands. I'm not your slave, or a robot. Be a decent human being and I won't have to be a total bitch to you.


I'm glad you want to stop by my chat room! I love to hang out and have a good time, but there are a few really easy rules I'd like it if people would follow. And by 'I'd like it if you'd follow these rules,' I mean 'If you are a jerk to me about these rules, I will ban you.'

Some of these rules are my own personal preferences, some of them are to keep things going smoothly, and others are just to keep everyone on the same page as to what's going to (and not going to) happen in my shows.

I've always prided myself in having pretty unstructured and fun shows, and it really is a new thing for me to feel as though I need to lay down a few ground rules, so bear with me, I'm new at this stuff too! I really appreciate your understanding.



Ask me about Whales!




Oops. I'm also really clumsy.

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Sunday (drop in to find out!)
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Tuesday I'm Usually online from 12:30 pm until 4:30 pm
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Interests & Hobbies
Five Things I Can't Live Without: Little wolf skin boots and clove cigarettes.
An erotic funeral, for which she's dressed.
Her perfume smells like burning leaves.
Everyday is Halloween.

Loving you was like loving the dead...
Favorite Songs: New Wave, Goth, Industrial, Synthpop, Darkwave
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: My ex. Lol, see what I did there?
Hobbies: Making it weird
Talents: I know words like 'Verisimilitude' and actually use them in sentences on a regular basis. Doing shots of whiskey. Dropping things without breaking them.
Turn Ons/Offs: THINGS I WILL NOT DO

Take off my glasses, if I am wearing them. I'm sorry. I need them to see, and I cannot see what you are typing if I don't have them on. I'm willing to take them off for short periods of time, to show off my eyes/makeup/etc if you are nice, and I require that you tip me for this because it is a major inconvenience for me and takes my attention off the chat room (since I am basically blind without them). Thanks. 'OPEN ASS/TITS/PUSSY BB.' Don't be a douche. See above about my thoughts on that sort of demand.

Fisting (sorry, my arms are too short and my wrists are bad)

Watersports/Scat/Blood-sports. It's against the rules and it squicks me.

Food play of any kind (it squicks me) exception is honey, on very rare occasions, and if I am going to do any sort of show involving it GET ON IT FAST because I'm in a MOOD! ;)

Anything involving milk. Not lactation (sorry, I don't lactate, just in case you're wondering), actual cow's milk. I hate it and the thought of drinking it or having it on my body makes me nauseous.

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I'm not gonna lie. I miss seeing your sexy ass around. I'm glad your computer will be repaired soon.
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Vanessa is seriously one of the best of things in the world, ever. Yes indeed.
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