Meaning of Life:
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
A sense of humor, My stinky pets, Space to move around in,
Big pops, Flip flops
Favorite Books:
The ones with words.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Favorite Movies:
The Ghost and Mrs. Muir, Autofocus,
Grumpy Old Men (Walter Matthau's saggy face makes me happy.), Fear and Loathing
in Las Vegas, Oh God You Devil
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I learn most of my lessons the hard way.
It's a long list of good intentions gone bad and misbehaving without excuse.

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If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I made it to Florida. I don't want to be anywhere else for a while.
Hobbies:
perfume, napping, writing, drinking, daydreaming, movies, tuba,
okay. tuba was a lie, hula hooping, making people pretty,
laughing, hanging out in my underpants
Talents:
flying by the seat of my pants, bruising, tipping over,
bingo, liquid eyeliner, self-amusement, being a dog toy
Perfect Mate:
Dale Gribble and Dan Stark.
I have a thing for fictional characters from Texas who may be mentally unstable.
Perfect Date:
May 20th. Send me presents!
Turn Ons/Offs:
On: Soft skin, Dive bars, Nice smells, Cheap beer,
Warm weather, Presents, Messy hair, Laughter
Off: Selfish, Entitled, Spoiled, Lecturing, Long nails
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm kind of funny,
easy to talk to and have a cute tush.