Interests & Hobbies
Favorite Books:
How Flatulent Are My Sheep by NinjariBanBan, The Stigma Of Living With A Tiny Stinky Penis by NinjariBanBan, Ha Ha! NinjariBanBan Is A Fat Pile Of Shit by Bugsbunny_66
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Unjug small sheep. Repair the damaged buttholes of unjugged sheep.
Favorite Songs:
NinjariBanBan Needs To Stop Snorting That Shit by Lemme Killpoodle
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I watched NinjariBanBan try to give a lonely duck a blowjob once. It was quite difficult and humiliating for both the duck and NinjariBanBan. My brother could not locate the ducks penis and kept asking him Where is it? Why can't I find it? Do you even have a dick? Deep inside, NinjariBanBan understood the little ducks pain. These are the same comments my brother has been hearing all his life. My twin, known affectionately as Skidmark and Little Shithead to Grammies and Grampoos and Uncle Scrotie, also has a really small penis and his balls are kind of stinky, smelling like an unpleasant afternoon at the beach watching a deceased sperm whale decompose.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Reclining in the pouch of a large kangaroo with my favorite brew, watching The Needle Dick Chronicles.
Hobbies:
Wiping my ass on NinjariBanBans face.
Perfect Mate:
Bugsbunny_66 or someone who smells like him.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I will do a poo poo in your lunch box if you don't.