Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Push ups lots of push ups bitches!
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
I got plenty of nothing and nothing
is plenty for me.
Favorite Books:
The Good Earth, All Quiet On The
Western Front...
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Searching for loose change in my pockets.
Favorite Songs:
Anything with La,La,La
Favorite Movies:
Bud Abbott And Lou Costello Meet Frankenstein
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Jesus how many more questions are there?
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Looking through a peep hole somewhere.
Hobbies:
Collecting dirty looks.
Talents:
I can stand still for a really long time.
Perfect Mate:
No such thing as a perfect mate son...fallibility is intrinsic.
Perfect Date:
Anal....
Turn Ons/Offs:
On.. Chicks that watch porn.
Off.. Chicks who's second toe is longer than her large toe.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I wouldn't advice you to 'Get To Know Me'
no good comes from it.