Interests & Hobbies
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1-Ass Weasel #5 Anal Probe, 2- zircon encrusted butt plug, 4-lavender scented moist towelettes, 3-sexual dimorphism, 5-Old Aardvark Premium Butt Plugs
Favorite Books:
The Gay Man's Guide To Quality Lubricants by BugsBunny_66.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
1-Smell my fingers. 2-
Favorite Songs:
1. Odio el Escroto Apestoso y Con Picazn de Alex Rodriguez by Jennifer Lopez, 2. Fountains of Sperm by Respighi,
3. Dancing Cheek To Cheek by Elephant Fitzgerald
Favorite Movies:
The Doomsday Sausage starring E_n_i_g_m_a66
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I butt fucked a werewolf, a stinky guy named Beavis, and 2 Russian midgets during the Moscow riots of 2016. After, I was incarcerated at a gulag in Siberia.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Peeing on e_n_i_g_m_a66's head.
Hobbies:
Shagging poodles.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Gluteus Maximus, gluteus medius, perforated duodenums, prostate exams, tectonic activity in my ass.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
My testicles are bioluminescent. I was at the Carnian Pluvial Event.