MUTANT, Misanthrope, miscreant, Perineum examiner, Cunnilingulist, Mr maul, One at the center of nada, Poop, cunnilingable, irresponsible, lethality is key, Shakira, dogma is doomed, de oppresso liber, Viam Inveniemus, MacDull AFB
Meaning of Life:
A rather severe sentence, usually associated with serious crimes. OR, whatever Shakira tells me it is!!! OR - THIS!!
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Labia; Vulva; Clitoris; Jim Beam; senses Oh- and the omnipresent little tickling sensation that death, in spite of all it's ignominious wonderment, promises...De Oppresso Libero - honor is the betrayer of death, it's nemesis, and it's foil. Whatever.
Atlas Shrugged; Space; The Sun Also Rises; As I Lay Dying; To a God Unknown; thus Came Zarathustra; A Brief History of Time
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Whatever Shakira says!! OR - http://youtu.be/Z-qE2Wdu0fk
Possum Kingdom - Toadies; Man In the Box - Alice in Chains; Soundgarden; Nine-Inch Nails; Korn; Unprincipled Miscreants; Vivaldi - the Four Seasons...The Rite of Spring - Igor Stravinsky - Puscifer - Momma sed - THANK YOU ASPEN RAE!!
True Romance; American Psycho; High Plains Drifter; King Of New York; Garden State; Chopper; Party Girl; Apocalypse Now
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Well, not really 'crazy,' but kind of 'edgy.' I had just dismembered these bodies, there was blood everywhere (of course!) and I just HAD to have a beer! Normally - oh - perhaps I've said too much...
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
At the beck and call of Shakira, who doesn't seem, to date, to have any idea at all who I am!
placating the infinite and monolithic Leviathan-gods, appeasing their stupid, petty whims, then surfacing at the prelude to their demise...or something...
I can balance an MFC model on the tip of my tongue!
Upright, Prehensile, Self-Aware, Biped. (Human) - requires vagina and such WITH original papers
No bitching (but lots of moaning!); the Coast should, if possible, be a primary player; No ambulances or other emergency vehicles!; Food if there's more than 4 hours to deal with; Perhaps a Kitten to play with... http://p.twimg.com/AdHIpkACAAAUuN0.jpg
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Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
To kill time...or whatever else we happen to discover...there's a world of opportunity...a world of despair - they coexist and truly annoy me with their similarities...