MUTANT,Misanthrope,miscreant,Perineum examiner,Cunnilingulist,Mr maul,One at the center of nada,Poop,cunnilingable,irresponsible,lethality is key,Shakira,dogma is doomed,de oppresso liber,Viam Inveniemus,MacDull AFB
Meaning of Life:
A rather severe sentence, usually associated with serious crimes. OR, whatever Shakira tells me it is!!! OR - THIS!!
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Labia; Vulva; Clitoris; Jim Beam; senses Oh- and the omnipresent little tickling sensation that death, in spite of all it's ignominious wonderment, promises...De Oppresso Libero - honor is the betrayer of death, it's nemesis, and it's foil. Whatever.
Atlas Shrugged; Space; The Sun Also Rises; As I Lay Dying; To a God Unknown; thus Came Zarathustra; A Brief History of Time
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Whatever Shakira says!! OR - http://youtu.be/Z-qE2Wdu0fk
Possum Kingdom - Toadies; Man In the Box - Alice in Chains; Soundgarden; Nine-Inch Nails; Korn; Unprincipled Miscreants; Vivaldi - the Four Seasons...The Rite of Spring - Igor Stravinsky - Puscifer - Momma sed - THANK YOU ASPEN RAE!!
True Romance; American Psycho; High Plains Drifter; King Of New York; Garden State; Chopper; Party Girl; Apocalypse Now
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Well, not really 'crazy,' but kind of 'edgy.' I had just dismembered these bodies, there was blood everywhere (of course!) and I just HAD to have a beer! Normally - oh - perhaps I've said too much...
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
At the beck and call of Shakira, who doesn't seem, to date, to have any idea at all who I am!
placating the infinite and monolithic Leviathan-gods, appeasing their stupid, petty whims, then surfacing at the prelude to their demise...or something...
I can balance an MFC model on the tip of my tongue!
Upright, Prehensile, Self-Aware, Biped. (Human) - requires vagina and such WITH original papers
No bitching (but lots of moaning!); the Coast should, if possible, be a primary player; No ambulances or other emergency vehicles!; Food if there's more than 4 hours to deal with; Perhaps a Kitten to play with... http://p.twimg.com/AdHIpkACAAAUuN0.jpg
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Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
To kill time...or whatever else we happen to discover...there's a world of opportunity...a world of despair - they coexist and truly annoy me with their similarities...